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No new RB then Best of luck, Ollie.

Mellberg to Juve hasn't stalled. He isn't going anywhere until we get a right back. It is bad enough having a CB playing at RB, but to then sell him and rely on a 20 year old midfielder to do it would be madness. I reckon its more likely that he will join Juve in the summer now. He'll go now if we get a RB which is looking unlikely, otherwise yep, summer He'll be missed. Although he is on a downward slope now and has deteriorated the last 18 months or so, he's incredibly popular here, and we all understand him taking the one last big pay day. Best of luck to him.

Mellberg to Juve hasn't stalled. He isn't going anywhere until we get a right back. It is bad enough having a CB playing at RB, but to then sell him and rely on a 20 year old midfielder to do it would be madness.

Yes, that's the last place you want to turn up for a drink. It kicked off there on Saturday against Blackburn, of all people.

Very close to you, as it happens. Birmingham, in the Jewellery Quarter in fact. See her around quite often. She's a co-host on Kerrang Radio's breakfast show. Really. I think I remember her being on Kerran but I didnt know she lived over in the JQ. Buggers my theory then I think he gave her the Spanish Archer ages ago, anyway, back when he was at Real.

It really isn't, trust me. on loan and he's not that bad, imo. He'll get a decent amount of goals. He's fucking rubbish, trust me. 1. He's lazy 2. He wastes chances like nobody else. 3. He's a big, big drinker - constantly out on the piss in Brum when he was with us. 4. He thinks he's a latter day Gerd Muller, attitude problem the size of a house. 5. He's got the turning circle of an Airbus. 6. He's got the pace of a snail. A dead snail. Who's signed Owen? I forgot 7. He's fat.

It really isn't, trust me. on loan and he's not that bad, imo. He'll get a decent amount of goals. He's fucking rubbish, trust me. 1. He's lazy 2. He wastes chances like nobody else. 3. He's a big, big drinker - constantly out on the piss in Brum when he was with us. 4. He thinks he's a latter day Gerd Muller, attitude problem the size of a house. 5. He's got the turning circle of an Airbus. 6. He's got the pace of a snail. A dead snail.

That's a seven word sequence I never, ever thought I'd see. I realise you're not going to attract David Villa, but you can do a lot, lot better than Cameron Jerome. Really.

It really isn't, trust me.

Very close to you, as it happens. Birmingham, in the Jewellery Quarter in fact. See her around quite often. She's a co-host on Kerrang Radio's breakfast show.

You didn't say you'd be walking!

That's the one. Lots of Villa support drink in there, but there's never any trouble with away fans when they show up (and the away fans that do show up seem to keep it a closely guarded secret, lest it get spoiled). Ive said more than I should

Bit too vague to have a guess, sorry. Incidentally, anyone who goes to VP and doesn't drink at the Bartons Arms is missing out on a treat. One of the best, historical pubs in the city (dog rough area and a decent hike from the ground, mind), great beer and fantastic Thai food.

Something else I meant to say. This season, no matter how poorly we play, I never, *never* think we are going to lose. Whether we go a goal or two goals down, we just never look like losing. I knew we wouldn't lose at Liverpool even when we were shit in the first half and they were winning, and it never entered my mind for a nanosecond today after Blackburn scored that we might lose. That's not to say we are anything like the finished article (we're not), but it is good nonetheless. Now, if we had a bit of midfield spark and a right back ......

Thought he'd be staying iwth Mellberg off to Juve? Apparently not. I fucking hope he does, though.

I can help if you give me more clues.

If you want a CB, you should be buying Gary Cahill off us I'd much, much prefer he stayed, but I think he'll be on his way soon.

Aye good free kick. Heard that bloke on TlkSport who calls himself "The Stat Doctor" !! say that something like 65% of your goals this season have been from set pieces Until relatively recently, we never, ever looked like scoring from set pieces, it is really a recent thing. Laursen has scored 6, which kind of skews the statistics. Only 3 sides have scored more goals than us this season. We've just had a run of goals from set pieces.

Pretty poor match at our place today. First half was crap from both sides. Second half slightly less crap. Blackburn were incredibly well organised. Every time we had a set piece, they had that 8ft tall Samba on Laursen (instead of Spurs who kindly marked him with Little Jimmy Krankie). Agbonlahor looks tired. We need a creative midfielder. Lovely goal from Young, though.

Voice of sanity. I can't believe anyone seriously thinks you are at any hint of risk of relegation.

There's no way on earth we're going to let Mellberg go there before the summer. We've got no RB, he has played there all season. Now you've gone and snatched Chimbonda from under our noses (muhahaha! ) he'll have to play there for the rest of the season. There is only one conclusion to draw. You have hijacked the Boumsong deal.

As if ANYONE rejects ANYONE to go to that 1980s throwback of a club.

He's a good player. He's also a cunt, as proven by past behaviour, but I would take this shit in The Sun with an enormous side order of salt. Nothing is happening in this transfer window. They need to find something to write about.

You can talk, with your fancy French login. Cheese eating surrender monkey.

All started by Newcastle fans . But, I will be voting no, of course. Quite enjoy the banter with newcastle fans, you're generally a good bunch to talk to. There did used to be one who wasn't massively welcoming, mind.