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He's clearly crying while he's taking off his shirt down the tunnel there. Poor kid

Bye bye Andy

Someone is going to have to make a compilation of all the completely fucking ridiculous tackles Perch has made this game

Gosling does really tend to drift into the box a lot. Would be nice if he somehow became a new, improved version of Nolan.

Downing is coming on. I'm so terrified.

Shola is on. All is good.

Jesus Perch Crhist

I'm running out of legendary defenders to mash up Perch's name with.

Okay, that was offside

Jonas

Williamson, almost

Just straight swap Jonas for an actual defender. We're not even doing a lot of overlapping from the fullback positions so I don't understand why Jonas is playing there.

Perch

Kinda pointless but I wonder if Guthrie would celebrate a goal against Liverpool.

so close

We have the potential to be ManU-esque deadly on the counter. Just need a bit more practice at this.

Is Williamson ever going to do anything productive from a set piece?

Ben Arfa Jose

Jonas man, defend it's your job.

Probably the safest way of avoiding any fatalities

About four more would help given how we've been defending so far They basically just walk through Jonas every time.

Our attack Our defense

Perhenbauer is suddenly fucking ridiculous. Amazing

Cisse's a lot better than Ba at winning headers

Carroll get's booed for being anywhere within five feet of the ball