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Bin dippers better not fuck this up.

Colo-Perch at CB would leave us with no aerial ability whatsoever at the back.

I guess it's not beyond the realm of possibility that he just cracked under the pressure and fell over.

The fact that he had to add that caveat

To be fair, he was causing us all sorts of problems before he started losing it. Think there's a very good player still in there somewhere. Just needs to be in a place where he's surrounded by a supportive group of players and a manager who can patiently help him build his confidence back. Liverpool clearly is not this place.

Also it's quite beautifully poetic that our new No.9 scored both our goals. That could've been you getting all that love Andy. You could've been the one being the hero. Who was your last goal for us against? Oh right, Liverpool. At home.

Poor decision from KKK to start him up here. It's already pretty apparent that he's not the toughest mentally. The abuse was clearly going to get to him.

He's better at winning headers from long balls than Ba is, somehow.

Come on let's see him implode. Joe Kinnear style.

Think what he's finally settled on is the perfect way of utilizing our staff. Play it deep and compact and then rip them on the counter.

Lets go Swansea, beat Spurs while somehow getting half your first team injured for two weeks in the process.

I'm sending gloating texts to a Liverpool supporting mate. Sending, not receiving. This is not supposed to happen to me.

I don't even know what part of this was most satisfying for me. Perch turning into Cannavaro? Ben Arfa and Cisse being ridiculous? Enrique in goal? Carroll crying himself to sleep tonight?

Nice save Jose

I don't think I've ever loved the sound of "sacked in the morning" more

Jonas moving up to midfield.. Surely he's going to slot one past his old buddy and give him the "Ne Malo" expression

He's going to explode on camera. I can't wait.

Please, just one goal past Enrique to make this perfect. I'll forfeit my Christmas gifts for a decade if that happens.

Bring on Ryan Taylor with our last sub. Have him shoot from everywhere.

Oh God, that cut there with Enrique moping in the keeper's kit. That's my new wallpaper.

Just shoot whenever you're past the halfway line. PLEASE score one past Enrique

JOSE IN GOAL YES PLEASE YES YES YES

I am fucking permanently ROFLMAO here BEST GAME EVER

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Reina Liverpool are a fucking shambles.