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He's better at winning headers from long balls than Ba is, somehow.

Come on let's see him implode. Joe Kinnear style.

Think what he's finally settled on is the perfect way of utilizing our staff. Play it deep and compact and then rip them on the counter.

Lets go Swansea, beat Spurs while somehow getting half your first team injured for two weeks in the process.

I'm sending gloating texts to a Liverpool supporting mate. Sending, not receiving. This is not supposed to happen to me.

I don't even know what part of this was most satisfying for me. Perch turning into Cannavaro? Ben Arfa and Cisse being ridiculous? Enrique in goal? Carroll crying himself to sleep tonight?

Nice save Jose

I don't think I've ever loved the sound of "sacked in the morning" more

Jonas moving up to midfield.. Surely he's going to slot one past his old buddy and give him the "Ne Malo" expression

He's going to explode on camera. I can't wait.

Please, just one goal past Enrique to make this perfect. I'll forfeit my Christmas gifts for a decade if that happens.

Bring on Ryan Taylor with our last sub. Have him shoot from everywhere.

Oh God, that cut there with Enrique moping in the keeper's kit. That's my new wallpaper.

Just shoot whenever you're past the halfway line. PLEASE score one past Enrique

JOSE IN GOAL YES PLEASE YES YES YES

I am fucking permanently ROFLMAO here BEST GAME EVER

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Reina Liverpool are a fucking shambles.

He's clearly crying while he's taking off his shirt down the tunnel there. Poor kid

Bye bye Andy

Someone is going to have to make a compilation of all the completely fucking ridiculous tackles Perch has made this game

Gosling does really tend to drift into the box a lot. Would be nice if he somehow became a new, improved version of Nolan.

Downing is coming on. I'm so terrified.

Shola is on. All is good.

Jesus Perch Crhist