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Enrique getting shown who's boss great pressing.

Jesus christ look at Cisse's movement in slow motion. He was born for that shit.

our attacking players are just... so.... good...

HATEM. PAPISS. YOUR BABIES. MUST HAVE THEM NOW.

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Carroll misses SJP so much he just can't get his ass off the grass.

Our defense

Jesus Chirst

Seem to be aiming our long balls at Cisse instead of Ba now

Carroll's spent something like five minutes on the ground already

Well, if any of the crowd were ambivalent about Carroll, that probably made up their minds

DIVING JUDAS CUNT

Blatantest shirt pull ever from Enrique

My local broadcasting station's satellite feed is fucked. Not getting pictures

Would be devastated if we finished 1 point of a CL place

So nervous. Bellamy and Carroll are both blatantly going to score

Had me before the part that said "Tomorrow (April 2nd)." I guess that was Dave's little safety wink.

PROBLEM MACKEMS?

Imagine if he could play like this consistently... A full season of that and I would have no sperm left at all.

We're fucked without Coloccini, but how amazing would it be to win this. 11 points ahead of Liverpool ffs

Oh, well, that high was good for the thirty minutes that it lasted

Pessimism

I fail to see how you ever peel him off the ball other than taking two steps back and wait for him to fuck it up himself.

I only saw the second half and we weren't entirely terrible, particularly towards the end. Ended up with 60% possession too, so we must've been fucking amazing first half if the second looks so bad in comparison

Neutral friend who was watching the Wolves match remarked after Cisse's goal "fuck, that guy was born to put the ball into the back of the net" . Can only echo those sentiments after the finish today