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I hope we never play these fuckers in the World Cup again

Even their goalkeeper is god mode. Christ.

Once you concede two silly early goals like that, not surprising that everyone's minds just go blank.

They all look like they're being possessed by the spirit of Pele. This is the best team I'v ever seen

You're playing for the greatest footballing nation on Earth and up 4-0 against South Korea. Why do you feel the need to go down like you're shot every time someone touches you.

Would take 5-0 now without a second thought

I hate how I can't just turn it off

This might be the best football team I've ever seen

Guys, guys, it's okay. You can stop playing hard now. Conserve some energy.

Just want one goal to make it respectable.

"could"?

Stop, stop, we're already dead

Would love for Messi to batter these in the semis. Or I guess going out on pens to Croatia would be fun too.

Even I don't believe that

Having to throw our fullbacks forward and attack against Brazil for 75 minutes Could set a record here.

Go home everyone. I have to bear witness just because, but no reason any of you should have to subject yourselves to this.

That pen

Let's try to keep it within five goals folks

Refs want to kill off the game and go home early.

No contact but whatever.

Not even mad Best of luck guys

They're too good

Literally thirty seconds after I posted

Five minutes in and nothing horrible has happened yet so I guess that's good.

Big conspiracy in South Korean media right now about how the Brazilians have cold symptoms but have been refusing PCR tests