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Stop, stop, we're already dead

Would love for Messi to batter these in the semis. Or I guess going out on pens to Croatia would be fun too.

Even I don't believe that

Having to throw our fullbacks forward and attack against Brazil for 75 minutes Could set a record here.

Go home everyone. I have to bear witness just because, but no reason any of you should have to subject yourselves to this.

That pen

Let's try to keep it within five goals folks

Refs want to kill off the game and go home early.

No contact but whatever.

Not even mad Best of luck guys

They're too good

Literally thirty seconds after I posted

Five minutes in and nothing horrible has happened yet so I guess that's good.

Big conspiracy in South Korean media right now about how the Brazilians have cold symptoms but have been refusing PCR tests

All the injured players back for South Korea. Not surprising, I'd drag myself out there hopped up on painkillers if I had to.

Because these people are under a ridiculous amount of pressure and hitting it over makes you look 1000x more stupid than getting it saved. ' Not everyone has balls of titanium like Shearer did.

I am content with this World Cup. Anything that happens from now is a bonus. Flip, take your gentlemanly 2-1 win and best of luck for the rest of the tournament. I'm good.

Beautiful. Cannot have imagined a better way for this game to end.

I CANT SPELL THE CROATIAN GOALIE’S NAME BUT GET THE FUCK IN

Penalties

Terribly disappointing shot from the Modric lookalike

Croatia has to score from one of those crosses eventually

I, for one, would love it if they lost on pens.

Yes

Can’t believe he didn’t shoot that. Straight up bottled it.