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I guess this is how all those irritating glory supporters felt when we’d somehow nick a draw against actual good teams.

Longstaff

How are we not scoring

Also want to note how unnerving it is to watch Shearer talking about Newcastle on MOTD and being... happy.

Fuck, I’ve got to just bite the bullet and start watching again don’t I. Can’t come back next year when we’re in the Champions League and be a disgusting glory chaser.

Refuse to believe this is a NUFC goal. Also, when did they reincarnate Hatem Ben Arfa and why is he Paraguayan.

Was looking at my Twitter feed this morning and there was an update saying the score was 0-3 so my years of learned experience being what it is, I just assumed we were three-nil down. But no, apparently casual 3-0 away wins is a thing that we do now.

Messi’s still got a lot left to prove until he signs for NUFC and wins the PL of course. Shame he won’t be able to experience the crucible of rainy Wednesday night games at Stoke anymore.

Argentina with the tactical masterstroke of winning before Martinez kicks

That dance what a fucking troll

Every French player other than Mbappe looks like they’re going to brick it

What a save

Please don’t miss Messi

Wor Eddie can fix him

Messi has to be fifth kicker or Argentina loses by karma.

Feel like putting my life savings on Martinez missing a penalty

Evergreen post

Martinez

Jesus Christ, this game

This is too much

What the fuck man

Okay not exactly the Messi goal I imagined winning the World Cup, but I’ll take it

What the fuck

What just happened

Please just don’t go to penalties