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Eddie could get us relegated this season and my reaction would be “eh, let’s see if he takes us straight back up.” Have some perspective, seriously.

Turning against the manager who won our first silverware in a gazillion years after half a bad season? Nah, I don’t think I will.

I think we have a very simple “not enough goals in the team” problem. Woltemade is good, not prolific. Same Gordon. Same Murphy. Same Bruno. Same Joelinton etc. Can’t have a full front five of those.

We’ve created plenty of chances for what it’s worth just haven’t looked remotely like hitting any of them.

fucking Dorgu

Anthony Gordon was good once. It happened. I remember it.

Man U fan sitting next to me at the bar “I can’t believe they haven’t scored.” I can

It’s mostly my fault. We never score when I carve out the time to sit down and watch for 90 mins.

Dorgu for world footballer of the year

Shocked. Was 99% sure Howe was going to bring on Willock just to drive us all insane.

It bounced off his body and hit his hands. I don’t think they give pens for that.

Hall rapidly creeping into “he’s too good for us” territory

It could be worse. Imagine if we had actually gotten Sesko instead of Woltemade.

Between the goal and this elite flopping, Dorgu clearly MVP

I don’t like the fact that I have to be asking myself if Willock is actually better than Ramsey.

In retrospect, panic buying for over a hundred million pounds this summer with no DOF in place has done lasting damage to the club. I supported what they did when it happened, but clearly cooler heads should have prevailed.

I’d try Wissa floating inside from the left wing, fwiw, but I assume How knows better than I do.

We won our first trophy since the moon landing just nine months ago and nobody is ever taking that away from us. Some perspective.

I don’t know what happened to Tonali. To the midfielders in general really. From “best midfield trio in the league” to “bad” in basically a month.

Not his fault that our wing forwards are offering zero goalscoring threat in the PL.

So we mentally collapse when we concede. We also mentally collapse when we score. Those are the rules I guess?

He cleared it best he could and it just happened to land perfectly for their worst player who just happened to Alan Shearer it into the back of the net. Don’t know what you do with that

I’m not sure how he’s supposed to stop that. It practically teleported into the back of the net.

Not saying I don’t feel like this every season, but I feel like we’ve had by far the worst luck in the league this season

Seriously, lucky cunts