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I was watching stoppage time in that match basically curled up in a fetal position and then I saw the Ghanian goalkeeper time-wasting and I was like... Uh.... Thanks?

I think I passed out for a little bit. Going straight from Korea winning to Suarez bawling his eyes out. The pleasure was too intense.

Holy fuck

Portugal playing for a draw Karma has to be on our side here.

That half season or so where Martins seemed like an good player was such a fun time.

To be fair if I missed a pen at the World Cup I’d probably just walk off the pitch and jump into the ocean

The song is “21 or 28”. Fake fan, tbh.

Okay Uruguay stop fucking scoring now.

Don’t give me hope

Absolutely going for it. We’ll lose 5-0.

This World Cup. We have 60% possession every game, no shots on goal, and the other side scores whenever they hit any kind of diagonal forward ball.

Diagonal ball again

As of the last five years or so for Korea and probably a bit longer for Japan, I feel like both countries have put in place a steady production line of decent-ish players coming out of the youth levels. A lot of them stay in Asia because it's not worth it to leave the comforts of home to sit on the bench, but most of the NT-level players could do a job for lower-tier squads in Europe. Not relying on one-off outliers like Park and Son to carry a bunch of dross anymore. Son is basically a shell of himself this WC and we look about as good as we have in the last decade or so. Results just aren't going our way.

Knocked out in successive World Cups by South Korea and Japan

We're not supposed to play them in games that mean anything. AFC were risking war there.

This is a bottom-five day in Korean sporting history.

I don't even know if this guy is good or not but he's definitely the most punchable footballer I've seen in a while.

Fuck, panned to their bench storming the pitch just before I hit Alt+F4.

Even just the Asian Cup semi final against them was the closest I've ever been to having a heart attack because of sports.

That Elmo dude is fucking shit

It won't happen. It can't happen. I'd rather we just lose before that.

How have they not even gotten a set piece or something for a half hour.

Need to turn it off before the Japanese fans start celebrating. My eyes won't survive it.

Yes, whoever wins ends up with Croatia-Brazil path.

Fucking useless