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Do it. Share my misery.

Thankfully years of supporting Newcastle have prepared me for left backs defending absolutely nobody in the box

Turns out our number nine is more than just a pretty face.

Well, shit

Oh look they can’t defend crosses either.

We allegedly have one of the best attacking players in the world yet haven’t come close to troubling the goalkeeper for 135 minutes so far.

I swear Son doing his dribble-y dribble-y thing against three defenders and it going nowhere happens at least five times every match.

Don’t think I’ve seen a game with two first half goals scored in this entire tournament so of course it’s against us.

Went to the fucking Alan Pardew school of defending crosses

Well then, time to lose our composure and crumble to pieces

If you actually don’t know you get banned from the forum. I don’t make the rules.

Fucking hate VAR

Well, of course

Never seen us utterly dominate possession in a World Cup game like this in my entire life.

We are all Costa Rican today.

I think I speak on behalf of the majority of AFC countries when I say that a lot of the West Asian teams are full of cheating shits.

Shame Qatar managed to score a goal. I was hoping they would derive not even an ounce of pleasure from this farce of a tournament.

Wish we were in this group. Can’t believe fucking Iran, Japan, and Saudi might all advance without us.

USA v. Iran in a do or die match for both teams is low key kinda fascinating.

Watching Kane lumber around unthreateningly is giving me Shola flashbacks.

(Alan Pardew teleports into the dugout to sub on a left back)

Mostly just want USA to win this now because these American commentators are so over the top they sound like they might ejaculate live on television.

The year is 2022, I don’t even recognize 90% of the players on the pitch, yet somehow Jordan Henderson is still playing for England.

The ones in Blue are England right? USA look like shit.

Enjoyed that Korea game today. Never felt like we’d score but just nice to see that we’ve sufficiently developed as a footballing nation that we can not look totally out of place physically and technically against a team like Uruguay. I’m sick of being the Asian try-hards who have to overcome lack of skill by grafting harder than everyone else. Looks like we’re finally playing first-world football now. The result is whatever. It’s not like we’re ever winning this tournament anyway.