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Man, Dalglish is blatantly getting Carroll to warm up for the sole purpose of winding us up.

Jonas is teaching Flannagan a lesson here, could exploit this

Barton you cunt stop letting the fans wind you up

Or is he making the right decision for his team?

Fucking hell man Shola and Loven, one of you are going to have to come deep to pick up the ball because you're not fucking going to get it if both of you are strolling around the shoulder of the last man

Would've conceded on the rebound to Suarez if Krul didn't kick his foot out to bring the ball back towards his chest

The feeling I get when Lovenkrands gets the ball in the box is similar to the feeling I get when we concede a goal kick.

Attacking movement

Might as well abandon the fucking game if this is how we're going to play. Actually, I kind of wish we could abandon the rest of the season.

We haven't even showed up for the match yet. Going to get ugly unless somebody reminds them that they're playing.

Jammy fucking shit goal.

Krul

Enrique smiling! Oh noes!

Probably more accurate than waving cash at Michael Owen though

Keegan sounds like a poster on N-O, basically.

Not really filling me with dread, that Liverpool lineup.

North Korea and Argentina will be playing a friendly at the Emirates on June 5th. Weird. Would be interested in knowing how this came about.

A bad performance last week, good form from Liverpool, plus Andy Carroll has combined to make the most morbidly depressing match thread ever.

Redknapp going mental after the match

I love this match

Jaw-dropping shot from Sandro.

Chelsea v. Spurs feels like it will be a decent match. Both sides are pretty screwed with a draw.

God, how bad is Hamburg. That Guererro lad makes Shola look like CR7.

Oh man. The fallout and drama if that happens. You'd think the FA would give them a small points deduction that kept them in the automatic promotion spots if only because they wouldn't want to deal with the ensuing shitstorm.

It's true though, clubs are infomed of the presence of a scout if they're not just some s*** semi-pro side in a s*** league/nation. Ah....