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fucking linesman is too good at spotting borderline offside.

WHAT THE FUCK MAN THAT'S A PEN

Tiote dead leg

Okay Leon promise me that's the last time you ever try to trick past a defender again.

fucking hell if you hurt I will kill you dead with bad thoughts.

Steven Taylor's Geordie Hero mode never gets old.

Steven Taylor showing some skill

3-4-2. Interesting.

Elmander again, by the way.

absolutely no fucking need for that at all. I see Ronaldo has a new friend.

Jesus christ there goes the match.

Will still be 4th choice You would think he'd be moving ahead of Anelka at least. Drogba turns 34 next year.

Sturridge is looking immense. Has to be in Chelsea's plans for next season.

Yet another "wait, why the fuck is Colo THERE?" moment

Jose Enrique, destroyer of worlds

Tiote still a bit giddy from his new 78 month contract I think.

It was very well placed, harder to stop than it looks.

fuck, Sturridge is class.

You'll be dancing on the streets if we ever sign a Korean I'm guessin. Naked.

free kick in the RAYLOR ZONE

Good thing this is one of the four matches a year where I'm guaranteed TV coverage no matter what.

Jesus Christ man, one-eyed blind man with his back turned could have seen that hand ball.

Jesus christ how many more nailed-on chances are we going to miss.

Close from THE BEST yet again.

Besty deserves a goal