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Well, I suppose it's a good thing that I'm enlisting in the Air Force this september. Hopefully we'll be well on our way back up by the time I'm out of basic training. ...that was an utter fail attempt at trying to be positive.

no requests are needed. They can all go.

They don't deserve tears. They didn't break a f***ing sweat. I'm crying for my club, not for the fucking useless cunts who deserve to be drawn and quartered on the pitch for all to watch.

for most of my life I've lived in a sports culture where the concept of relegation does not exist. If you have a shit season you get a high draft pick. Hoorah for being rewarded for failure! Even when I started supporting Newcastle 5 years ago, relegation never seemed like a realistic possibility, I never, ever thought it would happen to us. Relegation was something that happened to shit clubs like West Brom or Sunderland, surely never to Newcastle United! I literally just do not have the emotional capacity to process this. I don't know how to feel. I'm crying right now and I wish I had somebody around to talk to other than cunt friends who support Man U and who will never, ever understand how this feels.

I literally do not have the emotional capacity to respond to this. Tears is all I can offer.

maybe it's the Gin.. just can't stop the tears. Oh God...

I'm alone in my room so I don't need to take this with dignity. I'm going to cry like a fucking baby. In fact, I've already started.

and one wrongfully disallowed. Whatever, we deserve to be shot straight down to the Conference for today's preformance alone.

This is the worst 90 minutes of football I've ever been subject to. I honestly wish I was emotionally capable of just switching my support over to Man U or something. This fucking shit owner, these fucking shit players, absolutely do not deserve my support. What they deserve is to be drawn and quartered.

YOU FUCKING COWARDS LETS AT LEAST SEE A FUCKING SHOT ON GOAL.

Why couldn't I have been a fucking glory hunting Man U supporter like every other fucking person within a 100 mile radius. Why.

which set of supporters is singing "your support is fucking shit?" because either way it's fucking cringeworthy.

fuck you you shitheads. just fuck you. team bus should just leave without them. leave them to face the fans.

we've not had a single shot in the second half. I'm not even joking. I've counted. This pile of shit doesn't deserve my time, money, and support. Fuck them.

Jesus... relegation... I don't know how to deal with this

we have not been past 3/4 of the way towards their box for the entirety of the half. This lot deserved to be shot where they stand on the pitch.

There's something symbolically proper about us getting relegated with Shola on the pitch.

I just hope none of these players ever have a career in the Premiership again. That's all I want now.

we're going down. I can't be bothered. Fucking assholes, cunts. All we need is one goal but we're seeing yet another calm, nonplussed surrender. How dare they, how dare they do this to us.

a lot of these players have just given up. fucking useless, heartless cunts.

45 minutes from the Championship... I feel like I'm three quarters of an hour away from the universe imploding.

For all our worries about Fergie lying down and taking it for Phil Brown, it's clearly Martin O'Niel that's doing his buddy Shearer a favor. And somehow we refuse to take it.

why bye bye? we'll be playing them next season. Hello Boro ...

If we're relegated today because the players can't take advantage of results everywhere, I hope Shearer fucking decks every last one of them. Can't finish, can't pass, can't defend. Useless, useless useless.

Lets be real, Obafemi Martins is never going to get past Brad Friedel. Set piece is the best chance we have.