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Villa isn't even fucking trying and then we give up a dodgy goal like that. They're trying their best to do us a favor and we still somehow let them go ahead. We're fated to go down this season, that's all there is to it. I can't believe we're 45 minutes from the Championsihp.

come on you fucking useless twats, the future of the club is on the line and you can't even score a goal? Get your act together.

completely unmarked and one and one with the keeper is a "half chance" for Obafemi Martins. So fucking frustrating. I can't take this. I want to puke or damage my brain so I forget all bout Newcastle Untied. ARGH.

so much early promise, so many chances fluffed. Of course they'd switch off and then concede from a patently ridiculous situation.

why why why why. I'm so drunk that I'm literally crying.

why the fuck... why.

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU MAN U! (I hope that's the last time in my life I have to say that)

Alright Ashley you can come off now, don't want to ruin your vacation with a niggly injury do you?

we'll need a win. Thank God for Guus Hiddink, at least.

That side is actually not too far removed from the one that drew 3-3 with Ranger, LuaLua and co. Fucking disgrace. Just watch Fergie's young pups roll over so Hull can fuck them in the ass.

that's the worst side Man U could have possibly fielded. No Ferdinand, Berbatov, Tevez, Anderson, fucking Nani is the only one in there who ever gets near the first team and Gary Nevil is playing at centre half. Jesus Christ, maybe Ferguson is actually thinking about letting Hull take this to fuck us over.

Apart from Beye, the only player out of the entire squad who's shown REAL attitude over the past few weeks. Deserves praise for that. Somebody needs to find him a position other than center back though Seriously, at what stage in his development did somebody decide to say "oy, thick lad with bad concentration and horrible decision-making, we're going to turn you into a center-half!"

Shit... I'm so tense, literally can't stand still. Should probably go out for a bite and then start hitting the drink.

I've got my alarm set at 10 and a bottle of Gin ready. I live on the tenth floor so I don't even have to get a gun in case I need to

he would be a useful squad player if we could ration his playing time instead of sticking him in their every single week like f***ing idiots. Aside from the passing, he's still got all the attributes of a passable DM when he's had two weeks rest.

Knowing our luck, Krul's nailed on to become Holland's #1 in 5 years time. Forster will probably have a career ending injury on his senior debut.

If they have brains they'll stay away from this one. So yeah, I expect both of them to be in the director's box at Villa Park.

Blatantly bottled it. Obviously just doesn't want to be on the pitch when we're relegated so he can distance himself from the disaster and preserve his market value.

why can't we just start Lovenkrands?

Same boat mate, I'd literally kill for one.

I promise not to throw projectiles at the Man U kids when they play in Seoul this summer if they beat Hull.

A black and white shot of Mike Ashley with "this relegation is sponsored by sportsdirect.com" on one side A black and white shot of Shearer with "HOPE" in big letters on the other.

It's the same damn mess. Ashley made it worse yeah, but we all know who kicked it off.

Wouldn't disagree too much with that assessment. Just remember to hand a few % to good 'ol Fred.

If I'm in the stadium, Newcastle do not win. Ever. Actually, now that I think about it they don't just not win, they lose.