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and one wrongfully disallowed. Whatever, we deserve to be shot straight down to the Conference for today's preformance alone.

This is the worst 90 minutes of football I've ever been subject to. I honestly wish I was emotionally capable of just switching my support over to Man U or something. This fucking shit owner, these fucking shit players, absolutely do not deserve my support. What they deserve is to be drawn and quartered.

YOU FUCKING COWARDS LETS AT LEAST SEE A FUCKING SHOT ON GOAL.

Why couldn't I have been a fucking glory hunting Man U supporter like every other fucking person within a 100 mile radius. Why.

which set of supporters is singing "your support is fucking shit?" because either way it's fucking cringeworthy.

fuck you you shitheads. just fuck you. team bus should just leave without them. leave them to face the fans.

we've not had a single shot in the second half. I'm not even joking. I've counted. This pile of shit doesn't deserve my time, money, and support. Fuck them.

Jesus... relegation... I don't know how to deal with this

we have not been past 3/4 of the way towards their box for the entirety of the half. This lot deserved to be shot where they stand on the pitch.

There's something symbolically proper about us getting relegated with Shola on the pitch.

I just hope none of these players ever have a career in the Premiership again. That's all I want now.

we're going down. I can't be bothered. Fucking assholes, cunts. All we need is one goal but we're seeing yet another calm, nonplussed surrender. How dare they, how dare they do this to us.

a lot of these players have just given up. fucking useless, heartless cunts.

45 minutes from the Championship... I feel like I'm three quarters of an hour away from the universe imploding.

For all our worries about Fergie lying down and taking it for Phil Brown, it's clearly Martin O'Niel that's doing his buddy Shearer a favor. And somehow we refuse to take it.

why bye bye? we'll be playing them next season. Hello Boro ...

If we're relegated today because the players can't take advantage of results everywhere, I hope Shearer fucking decks every last one of them. Can't finish, can't pass, can't defend. Useless, useless useless.

Lets be real, Obafemi Martins is never going to get past Brad Friedel. Set piece is the best chance we have.

Villa isn't even fucking trying and then we give up a dodgy goal like that. They're trying their best to do us a favor and we still somehow let them go ahead. We're fated to go down this season, that's all there is to it. I can't believe we're 45 minutes from the Championsihp.

come on you fucking useless twats, the future of the club is on the line and you can't even score a goal? Get your act together.

completely unmarked and one and one with the keeper is a "half chance" for Obafemi Martins. So fucking frustrating. I can't take this. I want to puke or damage my brain so I forget all bout Newcastle Untied. ARGH.

so much early promise, so many chances fluffed. Of course they'd switch off and then concede from a patently ridiculous situation.

why why why why. I'm so drunk that I'm literally crying.

why the fuck... why.

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU MAN U! (I hope that's the last time in my life I have to say that)