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I've been half-jokingly suggested this idea here and there for a few months now, and I honestly think it's the best possible course of action at this point. NUFC might as well be Sports Direct United at this point and even if Ashley leaves, I'm not sure what we had with the club previously will be recoverable. I'm obviously too far away to help out physically, but I'd be more than happy to donate money/time to the cause.

Says volumes about my lack of interest in the team that I had trouble identifying which player each set of initials referred to.

I'm pretty sure if/when Ashley does sell up one of the terms he'll demand is that the Sports Direct signage and advertising remain up free-of-charge for 20 years or something equally ridiculous.

Cancer is a terrible thing. RIP I turned 30 this year and news like this and what happened to Jonas makes me think that I should start getting myself checked out regularly.

I look forward to seeing how Ashley and Charnely will manage to find someone even less competent.

Hardly stupid. Honestly what is the fucking point of us being in the PL? What's the point? We're in for an endless cycle of shit-eating-shit with no end in sight while in this division. There's literally nothing good that can come from it. The league? Club's content with scraping by with as little effort and investment as possible, results and playing style be damned. Cups? Nah fuck those too, no money to be had. Getting fucking tired of people thinking the PL is the end-all, be-all of football. Bang on. Can't see how anyone can have found any enjoyment watching us these past few years. Literally anything has to be better than this. Even if Ashley never leaves I'd honestly just rather have us relegated and disappear into the lower leagues rather than remain in our current state as a constant reminder of how this club that I used to love has been turned into a complete travesty.

What if Pardew was actually a good manager and it was the force of Carver's sheer stupidity that was dragging him down the whole time?

Club should be liquidated, never mind relegation.

If he's as intelligent and competent as people seem to think he is, he won't last six months in the job anyway.

That's one way to end the losing streak. Have them playing in a different division.

depends how you look at it, 4 teams taking 4-6 points each from 15 available is all that needs to happen...but of course it's unlikely I agree with you mind, there's no club in the league deserves to go down more than us, we should have been disqualified for sporting reasons anyway probably Yeah wish this was American sports. We'd have been wound up or forcibly sold ages ago.

Thing is it's not just one of these clubs catching up about four of them have to do it at once. That's almost impossible. Which is a shame because this club deserves relegation into oblivion.

If I was a halfway decent player I'd have my agents doing everything in their power to get me out of Sports Direct FC. Would be fed up with watching my value plummet because the entire club is structured to fail and I'm being coached by a rotating cast of underqualified buffoons.

LOL, What part of that comment do you not understand, I shall try and explain it to you? Oh btw, I from a yonderstar called truth, wisdom and intellect, why not visit us sometime, be sure to wipe the egg of thy face first though, looks a bit silly :lol: I tend to be wary of people who describe themselves as "truth, wisdom, and intellect"

Clearly I'm Mike Ashley. The last person you'd ever suspect.

Because they've been hiding it so well otherwise

Just go ahead and change the name and the colors so people can cut ties. It's all that's left.

Yep. I wouldn't be surprised if Pardew and now Carver have been offered incentives to throw the derbies. I'm sure Ashley loves every one of these defeats.

Glanced at the game while doing other stuff. It was the first game I've watched in ages and I thought I might be slightly bothered because it was the derby but it felt just as meh as the last time. I am fully behind the idea of disowning the club and reforming at the bottom of the football pyramid. NUFC has been bled dry to the point where it has ceased to have any connection with its fans. The only thing it represents now is Mike Ashley and Sports Direct.

If that's true, sack all the players too.

So, how many 1000-page threads until this imbecile is gone?

First time in ages that I actually give a shit.

I'd assume they're great considering Pardew rarely/never played them. I'd assume they'll never make it considering that they're Newcastle youth players. Ah man, where's the fun in that? We have one of the worst-run youth setups in the league. It's not fun at all.

I'd assume they're great considering Pardew rarely/never played them. I'd assume they'll never make it considering that they're Newcastle youth players.