oldtype

The job is his. Stop kidding yourself.

He's 50, but looks like he's going to have the life expectancy of your average WWE wrestler. I think it may well be a health problem or something else unexpected that eventually sees him leave. Like having dodgy emails exposed, Malky Mackay or Sony Pictures style. Or his other businesses going tits up. Or being chucked in jail when one of his dubious business practices crosses the legal line. I can dream. His ticker giving up on him is probably our best shot, fat unhealthy fucker looks like a prime candidate for an early heart attack. Perhaps any protests should focus on giving him sudden surprises and constantly getting buckets of fried chicken delivered to his house.... I'm sure whoever he leaves the club to after his death will be a fantastic, upstanding human being

Come to New England Hatem Or Seoul. Take your pick.

As far as I'm concerned we should just rename this wonderful place "-Online" until Ashley leaves.

I really, really miss the old Newcastle United sign.

I genuinely want him to just change the name to Sports Direct FC so it's officially not my club anymore. I want to be able to give up hope.

I bet Ashley wouldn't be averse to loaning some of our first-team players to Rangers for nothing if it looks like we're safe and they need a bit of help.

This club is NWOAT

Can't believe this shit is actually legal

I'm broken. I haven't watched a game in months. I could be in the UK at the same time as a match and I still wouldn't go. There's just no point.

If he wants to at least try to reconcile with the fans, he needs to issue a formal apology for his embarrassing conduct earlier this season. Until then he's a blight on this club regardless of results.

Poor oldtype I fucking hate this club and how its shitiness has somehow managed to seep into other aspects of my life.

Fucking Troisi. That's the only thing NUFC academy graduates are ever good for. Crushing my dreams.

Fuck you Aussies Son is a fucking beast. This game deserves extra time.

Come on!

The job is his. If he doesn't relegate us he's "good enough" If he does relegate us we'll be "unable" to find anyone willing to manage us in the Championship.

I think Nufc genuinely means nothing to me now

I used to find FC United of Manchester ridiculous. I totally understand now.

This entire club is unnecessary.

Best performance from Korea I've seen in ages

Three Japanese refs for Korea v. Iraq. Right, this can't possibly go wrong

Time's a ticking slapheed. Transfer window is also open and we have two fit centre backs I have not clicked on the transfer rumors thread once all month

Somehow this club has managed to make me even more apathetic than when we had Pardew.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mtpxDAnfSQw/SxTb_uVxAsI/AAAAAAAAAHE/95ZGEHnksks/s1600/national_day_gn_5.jpg Honda and Kagawa missing penalties couldn't wish for a happier ending

Some heroic defending from the Emiratis here.