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Can't believe Switzerland is seeded.

This Jefferson Montero dude is just never going to pass, is he?

Not the best of games this. Switzerland has clearly gone to the Alan Pardew School of Set Piece Fret.

I love Latin American national anthems

Shit, how'd you figure that out?

Well done Ivory Coast. Drogba is the best.

Why can't these Ivory Coast fans outsing the Japanese. I've been listening to their stupid whiny chants for a full 90 minutes now.

For sure. Cracks began to show. They've all played too much PES. Basically gave up when Drogba shows up.

Thank God. Fuck yes.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOONYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

They're all Tiote, basically.

Come on Ivory Coast. If you're not going to win at least break their legs.

Japan are shit, but Ivory Coast don't seem particularly fond of defending.

Fucking useless Ivorian goalkeeper

England was much better than expected and Italy was nothing special. I'd back England to beat Uruguay and Costa Rica

Italy look pretty shit

It'll have been 20 years since we last hosted and we had to share it with the midgets across the pond back then. Don't think it's too soon. We'd certainly run a better tournament than anyone else outside Europe.

Glorious moment for Costa Rica. I know how this feels.

It did? Yup. Good to know. Hope Tiote breaks all of their legs.

It did?

Good to see that Greece is still the shittest team ever.

Probably. Maybe they'd even allow new bids. Maybe the UAE can get it instead

The world cup us full of surprises