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0 shot exit for France almost as satisfying as the Messi win itself.

How are France so bad

What unimaginable pressure. Just think if he had missed that…

Let’s go!

Argentina dominating so I guess France is going to win.

Hate these jammy fuckers. France are the European Japan, Croissant Mackems etc.

Oh well. Only Messi can make this World Cup not insufferable now.

My one lasting memory of Terry at this point is sitting in the away end at Stamford Bridge right after the Anton Ferdinand stuff broke and all of us chanting “John Terry hates you!” over and over every time a non-white Chelsea player touched the ball.

Morocco beating both Spain and France on their way to the finals would be… something.

This has to be everyone’s order right?

Argentina v Morocco with Argentina losing would be funnier. Messi one step away from greatness and stopped in his tracks by… Morocco.

Really weird to me that coaches have five subs now but still never use them proactively.

Poor guy. Wow.

Would be the most England thing ever to miss this

My Lord this must be so frustrating to watch if you’re English

Harry Kane is the England Shola

Fuck me France are good

US anthem is almost as good imo

Shit country, but best anthem in the world

At this point you’ve been to the semis enough that statically, you’re probably due to win one

Country of 4 million too. Like a district of Rio making the semis three times in five tries.

Hoping for Messi v. England in the finals, if only because the matchthread on here would be amazing. Which means we’re getting Morocco v. Croatia.

Makes me happy just imagining that Moroccans are feeling what we felt in 2002. Every country in the world should get to experience that level of joy.

You’re welcome Croatia. We sucked all the goals out of them.

Robbed of my opportunity to see Bruno for the first time today We weren’t good enough to deserve him.