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Dreamt last night that I went into a coma and missed the first week of this. Was more bothered by the fact that I missed the World Cup than the coma

It was basically a glorified testimonial for him. He's not going to Brazil. Precisely. Seems a bit of a crap use of preparation time. Tbf it was just Israel they were playing, and he only went 38 minutes. Still, fuck 'em. You could've told me he was starting for them at Brazil and I probably would have believed you

It's pretty amazing that he's never missed a penalty in a competitive match

Thank fuck for General Chat. Let's just watch basketball Mike, at least our teams aren't shi... ..Actually, never mind. It's May and I've already written 14-15 off. Give me my draft pick and my new start. We're gonna get you into the NFL this year. I mean, the Pats are supposed to be ridiculously good every year right? Even I can't possibly screw them up, right?

Never mind, misread the posts above

Thank fuck for General Chat. Let's just watch basketball Mike, at least our teams aren't shi... ..Actually, never mind.

? On TV

That's absolutely depressing I don't know how many times Newcastle have been in the European Cup/Champs League, but they've probably won it more times than we've participated in it right? Nottingham Forest have won as many European Cups as what we've competed in as a club. Maybe we're not as big as we think we are? I'm so depressed at this shit. It's been what, 12 years since we were in the CL? I don't even watch CL matches other than the finals. It's just depressing to think that we're "playing" the same sport.

Makes him sound exactly what he is, a bang average 5 for a quid premier league no mark. I'll make a bold prediction here. His career will see him move to a couple of bottom - mid table premier league teams where he'll do nothing of note, win nothing and be happy to avoid relegation each year. At least with our players you can possibly see them going on to do something with themselves. Fighting for mid table mediocrity with us is as good as it'll ever get for Jack and that's just fucking sad. Sounds tailor-made for Newcastle United

That's absolutely depressing I don't know how many times Newcastle have been in the European Cup/Champs League, but they've probably won it more times than we've participated in it right?

Amazing accomplishment, but their reward for this season is probably losing all of their best players and maybe their coach.

Zidane and Simeone slugging it out in the center circle would be amazing like

Simeone

Ten Champions League cups. Fucking ten.

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Been watching too much basketball. Was expecting the ref to tech him and give Real a pen

Simeone

Would probably slit my wrists if I was an Atletico fan right now

Wow

That defending man

About as entertaining as a 1-0 match can be

So much for that run on horse placenta

Can't believe you guys don't get every single game

The couple of years of waiting until he comes back as manager will be tough.

I swear this joke is made at least once per page in this thread