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Probably the long-term replacement for Colo rather than a partner. Not too bothered about his horrific form. Colo was even worse his first season. The Premier League takes getting used to for CBs.

Pretty much confirms that they can do it when they're bothered. They're just not most of the time.

Shit

Why are all of our crosses so so so bad

Krul almost bounced himself off the goalpost there

Fuck, why is there nobody in the box there

Maybe Ashley sacked Pardew at halftime and they're celebrating?

This halfway decent second half performance is going to save his job isn't it

Cabaye's chasing balls like he cares. I haven't seen this in ages.

Well played Anita.

Why the fuck are we playing well. I don't get it.

That might be the best goal I've seen since Cisse's UFO. The context is totally different of course

Stop giving me hope you stupid motherfuckers.

Holy fuck

Injury or altercation would make sense. Knowing Pardew it'll just be tactical. I'm guessing minor tweak and he just doesn't want to bother risking him for a lost cause.

Terrible AND unlucky

It's a pretty clear sign that the players can't be bothered when you start seeing a larger percentage of long shots and early crosses.

He actually put Williamson on :yao: :yao: :yao: :yao: :yao: :yao:

? There would be 10000 positive things if this cunt was sacked man. We'll get Kinnear or someone comparably terrible. In the unlikely event that we get someone that's halfway decent there's no way he lasts more than a year under Ashley.

He probably won't be sacked and even if he his I see no reason whatsoever to be positive.

or as pardew would say.. mmmmmm Maybe he had it right the whole time Seriously though, we're really bad at trying to play good football. So many adventurous forward passes to nowhere.

Almost all the goals we concede are long balls between the two central defenders. Hmm.

Yep. It's pathetic. The players don't give a shit. Then again I don't either at this point so it's understandable They quit aaaaaaaaaages ago. I've never seen a corpse manager walk this far. Owner doesn't want to be here. Players don't want to be here. Manager won't leave. Let's go watch basketball Mike.

I feel like I should start celebrating shots on goal now. They're about as rare.

Yep. It's pathetic. The players don't give a shit. Then again I don't either at this point so it's understandable