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Gah, please just keel over and die. This is too much. I can't take it anymore.

Hey, we guaranteed safety today Ask yourself when is the next time we'll have any person associated with our club who is so universally loved as a source of pride like Ferguson is for Man U. Let that depress you for a moment.

God, so envious of this shit. Wish we could have something to be happy about for once.

Please be sacked Please be sacked Please be sacked Please be sacked Please be sacked Please be sacked Please be sacked Please be sacked Please be sacked Please be sacked Please be sacked Please be sacked Please be sacked Please be sacked Please be sacked Please be sacked Please be sacked Please be sacked Please be sacked

Well, this was bad for my health

Just shat myself

Wow, thanks Zamora

Well, that guarantees Harper a farewell match next week. That's touching.

Oh for the love of God

Wow, QPR are so bad they almost conceded from a set piece to us

Robert Green is awesome

I'm reasonably confident neither side is going to do anything relevant for the rest of the match.

We're inviting QPR on like we usually do. They don't particularly fancy the idea of expending the energy to attack.

I'll take that

Fuck all to do with luck or unlucky, we are shit. If we were just shit and not unlucky we wouldn't be in this situation.

I understand we're the worst team in the league with the worst manager i the galaxy and all, but if we're relegated I don't see how anyone can claim that we weren't also horrifically unlucky.

I don't even celebrate when Cisse scores anymore

Moyes will be fine as long as Man U fans give him some time and don't instantly turn against him if they go trophyless for a couple years. Everton, on the other hand, are probably fucked.

Hitler: "I wasnt a very nice person"

Randomly went to a Turkey match a few years ago and saw Emre sitting very deep. Think that might actually have been his natural position.

In terms of QPR players I fear, Park was running his heart out last week, playing like he realized that these were the last few games of his Premier League career. It would also be incredibly awkward if he scored the goal that sends us down and I had to explain for the rest of my life the overwhelming hatred I have for our nation's biggest sporting hero. So yeah, nailed on to happen.

I doubt Jenas even remembers playing for us at this point

Arsenal didn't even try. Their LB had a rough time though. Townsend is fast. That's about it as far as QPRs threat from anywhere goes.

Given the way his mind works I wouldn't be surprised if he actually tried harder if some NUFC fans sent him nice tweets. Of course, he'd have to actually get off the bench to do that

Robert Green, Armand Traore, Clint Hill, Nedum Onuoha, Tal Ben Haim, Park Ji-Sung, Jermaine Jenas, Andros Townsend, Stéphane M'Bia, Loïc Remy, Bobby Zamora Man, that looks abysmal.