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Mike

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  1. They've got an army of human bots running propaganda for them tbf. Some cunt in red pajamas edited that in.
  2. Nah it still applies, he was an instant mute in the CL show.
  3. If my job is to switch the tracks and I down tools and the train derails, I sabotaged the train. Fuck him he knows what he did and what it would mean. Thank fuck for Manchester United. Hope he gets fucking scurvy.
  4. He's genuinely just Steven Seagal now. Absolutely no idea what to do with himself now that he can't play footy. Just an utter joke of a human being. Unironically doing a Chuck Norris self meme, he's the kind of cunt that would give himself a nickname. Bet his moments of silence are absolute agony. He seems like the kind of cunt that smacks his lips and goes "ahhh" after every sip because he's desperate for someone to ask him what he's drinking. Bet he makes faces while he pretends to read, making sure the book cover is readily visible so people could be like "What are you reading?" he's utterly incapable of existing in his own company because he knows more than anyone else the contrast between his public persona and the real estate available in his empty, uninteresting skull. He could do one fucking thing and now that's gone so he's gonna go full Lalas and pollute any airwave mug enough to tolerate his self aggrandizing insufferable fucking bullshit. Fucking get in the god damn sea, cunt. Bet he'd call himself Poseidon if he did, the twat. Course he probably doesn't know who that is, the stupid fuckwit. Cunt.
  5. Alexander Isak testifying at the defamation of character hearing
  6. He needs his leg broken for trying to derail our entire project.
  7. Mike

    Marc Guehi

    Love that Parish is a twat now that his bullshit has inconvenienced Liverpool but he was a hard core businessman when he was fucking us over. Client journalism at it again.
  8. They're the absolute worst people on the planet.
  9. They probably ruled that they'd replay the match instead of disqualifying Grimsby. Might as well not lose twice.
  10. His phone was ringing before he even got back up north.
  11. The worst version of an American is the American Liverpool fan.
  12. Mike

    Chancel Mbemba

    That person has talent, so no.
  13. Mike

    Chancel Mbemba

    Every time I see a Paully tweet it's like when you switched characters in GTA.
  14. And then that cunt pulled that shit and then his fucking achilles popped? I feel like everyone briefly understands me because they're currently feeling the hate that constantly flows through my disgraceful veins.
  15. No I mean your avatar is the same shit. I'm literally still waiting for Reggie Miller to die. I cannot wait for Reggie Miller to fucking die. It's been 30 years and I'm still waiting for him to die.
  16. I'm assuming the comments are hilarious.
  17. Joe is honestly a massive sweetheart and Bruno is by faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar the radgie.
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