Mike

Getting his face tattooed on my calf Sept 1st.

Nice is a bit much. There's a house.

I would rather be docked points than sell him to Liverpool at this point.

I don't remember doing that but I'm sure I was right to do so.

Liverpool reached out to his agent in late March to sound out his availability. His agent and Isak are smarting over the gentlements agreement being rescinded, are amenable to the idea of talking it through. He downs tools and strolls for the rest of the season hoping that us missing out on the CL makes the switch a bit smoother, fucking Manchester United back us into the CL and then he just puts his snake cunt prick plan into overdrive, without requesting a transfer because he's a money grubbing cunt. After that the media does the rest and the Etikite thing was weird because it was genuinel just them flexing PSR muscle on us. Now we're here, where hopefully we put this cold motherfucker in a box for a year and fuck him off to the continent for 130 next year. Maybe fuck up his World Cup as well.

Yeah I quoted it twice fuck off. We're ok with "considering maybe calling but also maybe not" links getting threads? Are we RTG? But my name went first. Aiight! This is that no thanks to yanks shit manifest.

@54 has been a title nonce since he got the gig and my name still goes first?

Heya Brummie, do you hate football now too?

Why is everyone in here whats going on.

I'll overreact, tbh.

This is way worse because we felt like if the club was utter shit maybe Ashley would fuck off, now we have everything we wished for and no one wants to play here. We've been fucking monkey pawed something rotten.

He'd just get out there and fake an injury honestly. Wrap him in bubble wrap until we fuck him off into the sunset or the season starts and he can either play or have his wages docked. Cunt.

This feels like a good window to sign misfits from other clubs. People stuck on the bench or out of favor for whatever reason. Capitalize on the Joelinton transformation. If we had scouts that's what I'd like us to do.

God we are gonna go mental in three weeks.

Dick Master won't even get a notification on his phone, either. It'll just be popups about how we put cheese on our whoppers and the amortization ramifications of that decadence.

We can't even do fonts, so fair play.

And they'll get it, and use that to sign 15 other players for 80m each. Then they'll sell the mailboxes in the office lobby to the womens team for 500m.

Now that the crumpled list has presumably disintegrated and all the names on the old Graham Carr list have retired, we can only sign top 6 detritus. We're definitely not the money laundering arm of a major investment firm though. We're not even sportswashing, ffs. I genuinely worry what we're going to be when Eddie leaves.

I'm terrified to spend 80 million on a project though. Let's just load up on Brazilians, man. Genuinely just sign ten brazilians and let them live with Bruno or sommat. @Flip lend a hand ffs.

I'm two weeks from sending Obafemi Martins a DM on behalf of the club.

I don't even expect to be happy when I check in.

Not if we build it.

We could build a space elevator with the Isak money if Jackson is worth 80.

Put her in the 9 shirt tbh.

Get Tae FUCK.