Mike

FUCK YOU

Leeds getting it done.

Aye. Fuck are you doing Branko. Manc cunt.

Told late last night = he crawled out his tent and dug through the trash for notes like a raccoon.

I've been a fan for two fucking decades and not once in that entire fucking time has this club been covered by a journalist.

Only the best teams in the world put 4 past these.

Diaz' touch is absolute tits.

Gordon pretending to be at a museum watching that goal.

Fuck that flag off aftera goal like that/

My Bayern supporting mate absolutely fucking despises him.

FUCKING HELL

What'd he say?

Y'all really fumbled Olise and Semenyo?

Aye.

I can live with that.

He's 100 percent gonna play for an insufferable cartel team.

Bayern's movement is unbelievable.

We're like a shit Bayern with Kane playing DM.

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET the fuck out of here.

Be dancing outside that stadium if he'd come here then.

I hope the cunt falls into a pit of fire ants and recreates the acid scene from Robocop but even I'm willing to admit he was a massive success.

Well I think we've found our keeper.