Mike

God damn it ain't even summer yet and I'm sick of it.

God damn it now I gotta undo the shit.

How many fucking Scouse pundits are there.

Howend him oot.

That Arsenal game should have been on NBATV.

I'm honestly dizzy at how German this is.

I yabba dabba doo too.

Fucking Germans, man.

Diaz is some fucking player. Is he underrated?

BOOM

Rudiger playing with fire.

Fucking hell!!

Think them advancing and juggling both bottles is the best outcome.

Aye fair play.

We seriously do not play this game. Fair play Kanj. Fucking hell.

Stop advertising Euphoria, it's shite.

Silence from George and Ringo in the booth as well.

I really thought we were done saying this. But aye.

We would win the league if we could do that exact fucking pass.

Gonna be hilarious watching Kane get no service at all this summer.

Why are there so many fucking Scousers on this broadcast. Sing Yesterday you moppy hair cunts.

Guler, man. So many missed transfers.

Assuming his stamina is fucking mental with that ventilation.

Jacobs needs his ass beat.

Aye we're fooling ourselves. He's generationally talented. He just happens to be a fucking cunt and hopefully a permacrock but the talent is abundant. Hope his bones spontaneously combust.