Mike

I hope this ref sprains his knee jogging for a piss and then can't make it to the toilet and he dribbles stains down the front of his tan chinos the absolute weapon.

Intolerable when he's in the wrong shirt. Shithousing fuck.

Tyler with his third yellow.

You mean the game that ref hasn't controlled has gone out of control??!?!!

Joelinton.

Need to curb their press with a card or two. Tyler should already have one tbf.

He's getting his shit pushed in.

That is entirely too easy.

They bumrush joe when he's on the ball. This game may need Willock.

Hall beating the first man on corners get in.

These are fucking class tbf.

He wasn't even facing goal when he started the shot.

Loving this now, like.

Fucking hate it here.

A GOAL FROM A CORNER THERE IS A METEOR HEADED OUR WAY.

Miles behind here on USA. Fucking America.

Can't begrudge shithousing, just never understand why we don't know how to play against our tactic.

That's a big break if that rapid cunt is hobbled.

You were a forward. You were a forward!

Sandro is a monster.

These are getting the Fifa bounces too. Fuck this game so far.

CARD THE FUCKING YANK.

Fucking card that Yank fuck.

Lino didn't even fucking flag that the fake arms Father Ted useless blind cunt.

Thankfully he's picked up a knock. Sub him off.