Mike

Starting to genuinely not give a fuck about football.

Can the offside rule please fuck off.

They're gonna start touting Duran to Arsenal soon.

They didn't give that as a pen. That's fucking mental.

Fucking hell Matt Ritchie getting starts.

Cunts.

Just a bit offside ref. Judgment call iyam.

ETH would do a job there I worry. Need to hire Pards.

Fuck sake I should have been a keeper.

Bah

@Alan Pardew How do you feel about London, King?

"We're shit ahhhhh"?

Mate

Ange has to be gone soon.

Yep. Need to make an affiliate link for this pillow, like. Fuck off am I not gonna squeeze every dime I can out of you lot.

Remember that he could hit the fuck out of a cross. Wish him luck.

Genuine question do they have the most pens in Europe?

We can do better than Poch. We're possibly the most attractive job in the biggest league in the world.

Fuck all grows up north this time of year tbh.

I disagree.

He sounds like he's exactly what that club deserves.

They had a GREAT GM and they fired him. I love it.

Our major issue is getting the ball in advantageous spots in the final third. When we do, he scores. Like, he invariably scores when we do. He knows exactly what he's capable of and puts himself in a position to do it, and he does it with world class consistency. Is he world class in our team? No, not even Isak is world class in our team. But he's absolutely world class.

I will happily die on the Barnes is world class hill. Happily. Tino will be class but Hall is going to be the fucking devil. Willock is the biggest mystery to me, honestly. If he could stay fit he could be like our Muller but will that ever happen?

We can't carry him because we don't have players that are strong enough where he's weak, so he's an impact sub for us at best but his skillset to me is world class.