Mike

Pardew coming back to Newcastle is what I'm hearing.

Man, the looks on everyone's face when Gordon gets a proper run in the team and absolutely cooks.

Who was this? Should I have been on Univision. You had totty cam and didn't post motherfucker?

Fox talking about bullshit instead of covering the fucking clusterfuck outside. Shocker.

https://www.tiktok.com/@piques/video/7391513398187511083

@Alan Pardew

It took me a second tbf.

Surely he was poking at the ref there?

I am in awe of your luck. Your consistent fucking luck.

Best of luck to you but the fact that we're not VAR'ing that is incredibly suspicious.

Red that, honestly.

God you dive so much.

Fox isn't even a consideration.

Spanish commentary on Univision, or North Korean commentary on BBC?

We rightfully bullied him into multiple mental breakdowns and wasting his fortune. USA USA

Fernando Torres has pipes, tbf.

Shocking kerning there. Dismantle the stadium.

Always manage to forget how fucking weird you Europeans are, and then you add a dance track to sommat and it's blatantly obvious again.

The feck is this.

Sven watching the match like The Captain watching the bridge in Good Bad and the Ugly has made me unironically change my tune. I hope you lot win.

Ah ffs. God damn it. God damn it all.

Getting this far means you'll stick with Southgate, but Southgating a fucking trophy? Put the game in the bin and hoy it in the fucking sea.

Same.

Fair play @The Bonk. Fucking Canada.