Willow

Are you utterly blind or am I about to get whooshed?

over 40 views and no comments........cowards!

In the same vein as that Nike video but on a lower level sorry if a repost

..anyone find that keyboard sound on the chat kinda creepy? maybe its just me

Nope......but as people say, a good manager could work miracles

haha

can we please exclude shola ameobi from this embargo?

23 days until the new season begins fuck me, we're gonna struggle so much this season Its already too late to think about getting a load of players in now and too late to effectively put together a solid, reliable team I give up

I'm resigned to this club going unsold for a long time now......we're the worst run club in football and it kills me

Indi took the money and fucked off on a round the world cruise. Also, the forum software update we were waiting for still hasn't been released. We don't want to base the redesign around software that is going to be completely rebuilt. ah right gotcha

offtopic but what happend to the forum logo/banner change? wasn't a new design going to be put up?

I'm actually surprised theres not been any riots yet or that a lynch mob hasn't hunted down ashley

I don't believe a word that comes from that cretin's mouth

same here man, hopefully they'll get some slow-mo HD footage of the prick crying as he catches his foot on a tuft of grass

...is it wrong to wish mike ashley was dead? of course it is, but jesus fucking christ, this club is being dismantled day by day and it makes me sick to my stomach with anger and disgust.

I wish him well, always liked the guy

...it all makes sense now

Anything that makes the fucks in charge wake-up, the better. Its truly infuriating.

quality, whos the shaven-headed dude, xisco?

can anyone confirm whether these were bids on ebay?

from .COM Stalling and laughing: Sale could take four more weeks News reaches us from a reliable source that Mike Ashley's parting shot could be to hold out until the start of the new season, in an attempt to squeeze a few more million out of the sale of Newcastle United. With our first pre-season game less than a week away the club is still in total limbo, with no manager and a squad full of players, many of whom are likely to be leaving the club. As our rivals do deals left, right and centre the club are missing out on new players with each day that passes, scuppering our chances of a Championship challenge. History suggests that bouncing back at the first attempt is our best chance of returning to the Premier League and anything that hampers that could see us in the same boat as Leeds, Forest, Sheff Wed, Southampton, Norwich etc. etc. Just when you thought things couldn't get any worse....

Born and brought up in Newcastle, currently living about 10 miles outside the city

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cheered me up

Love the panic by them, stupid tossers Saddest fans I've ever seen. Their forum is truly hilarious. Sometimes I think I should look there for Newcastle news as the mongs are constantly looking for anything Newcastle. More threads on us than them