Willow

Damian Duff's got his haircut which should be enough of a rallying call as it is! http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10278~1212614,00.html

lmao, imagine harry havin a go at our players like this, would be hilarious

Ha'way lads, it was never going to happen......ever I'm excited now that Mike is going to fully back the next manager with loads of cash, whoever it is. They have my full support

As always the new manager has my FULL support! One thing we should expect is that Mike will give him loads of money to spend or we'll not progress, so come on Mikey

what the fuck is going on? harry redknapp? jose is sitting on his arse man, get in there and secure his services mike, oh and offer him a £100m kitty to splash too.....

I'm feeling the same way right now. Tending to ignore all this ITK shite until I get some real answers from the guys that truly count. I'm being as optomisitic as I can be right now but seeing how this is Newcastle United, I'm preparing myself to experience both ends of the spectrum - supreme happiness......or ultra depression. Bloody toon rollercoaster.

lmao. Aye, would be incredible if chris sat down in silence, cameras flashing at him, he lowers his head down to his chest..........then suddenly jumps up, hands to the skies, sparklers and catherine wheels ablaze and in front of the desk a trapdoor opens to reveal jose slowly turning around on a rising stand... the press all collapse in a state of shock and amazement and thus gazing toon fans all piss themselves with glee in a moment of pure harmony... .....aye. so that'd be interesting.

I'd fuckin piss myself with pure joy if jose got it....

knocked down by roy keane

Now thats an idea! Pre-match team talk - Players: So whats the plan boss? Oba: BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP!!!

Theres no press conference or anything planned for tomorrow is there? prolly not as I've seen no mention of one on here yet....

I'd say ignore that for now, might be an interesting day tomorrow though

Its just a shame when the most vocal of our supporters are also the thickest.

hahaa god I laughed too much at that, I must be delirious Its going to be 3-0

Same, its going to take something special to get me optomistic about nufc again this season. I hope I'm wrong.

Put him in a box. Float it down the Tyne and let the fates carry it wherever they may. A bit like the beginning of Willow? http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a282/MFCLegacy/Misc/Willow-movie.jpg

We missed our chance to protest properly when Sounness got the job, we need to make our stand this time if it goes tits up haha

One thing that I found annoying was that 'Sam wasn't appointed by the new regime therefore.....' etc. Well now they have their chance so theres no excuses now

None of those 3 in your poll. Mourinho or Lippi.

"Alan Oliver to take over St. James Park Hotseat"

Someone clear this up for me? Did Mort himself read out a statement at the stadium or something? I'm at my flat and don't have freeview for SSN...

This is my worst nightmare.

Wahey the forum is kinda back now after the explosion. I agree. I'm in total and utter shock, something big must have happened behind the scenes I'd only be happy if a world class manager takes over and mike splashes plenty of cash, otherwise, I'm going to be well depressed. Was this said on SSN? if its shearer or mclaren I'll feel like topping myself.... Pretty pissed off right now, lee clark to return to take us into the champions league? with this club, I wouldn't be surprised...

aye, don't get your hopes up just yet, twas only an enquiry.....this silly month will get on your nerves soon enough