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Stress eating a packet of prawn crackers Howay lads

Sorry, I meant Joe Willock in comparison to Longstaff

Admittedly I missed half of the half but I meant in general, has he been ok? I just think Joe's a far better player! Joe Willock I mean

Agreed, Joe is out of form but at least he's capable of some kind of form to begin with, Sean's been pure pap

Aye fuck any kind of performance. Get a win by any means necessary, then go but more folks to plug more of the gaps

Stressed the fuck out

Wood had a touch yet?

Daft question but there's definitely nowhere in town showing the match is there? Heard it wasn't on TV but double checking as I'm in town at the moment

Aww bless

Seeing his 2 favourite strikers are Shearer and Drogba, that must be a great motivating factor in joining. Having the chance to make history in potentially saving Newcastle from relegation in front of the same fans that loved his striking idol. Must be running through your head constantly and I'm sure he'd thrive on that pressure and would feel amazing scoring at home. Maybe he'd even do the 1 raised arm Shearer celebration

Nothing is risk free. We may go and get another beast striker in 2 days time, who knows. Try to stay positive and focus on us, not Burnley

Schar will now no-longer cry like this, unless you want Fabian to cry? Nobody wants that. New best friends and no more tears

I think some believe he'll be our number 1 striker for the next 3 years? Erm nope, he'll hopefully do a job for us, and be a solid, experienced squad player. We'll go proper radge in the summer. Plenty time left in the window too for another forward. Anyhoo, time to leave the thread for a while as I'm smelling damp sheets from some

geeet up and fill the void up top, I think he'll do well myself but I've always quite liked the guy

forum still on mid-1990s prices?

You're going to be singing his name and doing a little dance if he scores the winner on Saturday It's a stop-gap, everyone knows it's a stop-gap. We're currently massive beggars who can't be choosers, so let's see who we get next

I seriously doubt this is our only striker this window, plus it obviously weakens Burnley. On to the next one (if this goes through)

If true then I'm fine with this for the short term. We need to do anything to stay up this year

not always a good idea

Is there an age requirement when joining the forum? Cringe-tastic.

Few flags in this photo https://twitter.com/Magpie24_7/status/1479829749719515139?t=Z4cAutZgZk8iIKwycoNdBQ&s=19

So glad he's game-ready and starting today

Ando calms my soul, may the transfer gods bless us shortly

Give him 20 minutes I say