YankeeToon

Oh what the fuck is this shit? Edit: been on vacation, catching up on the football forum

Ah, yes, what better way to pay tribute to the memory of Hunter S. Thompson and his Gonzo spirit than encouraging people to sit down and not make waves.

We’re not.

They're probably just going to want some token assurances that we're not being bought to serve as a feeder club for City. Note that they don't actually care whether or not that's true, they just want to go through the motions of 'protecting the integrity of the league.'

Costing Ashley nothing It's not being done for free. Implication being that the new owners are footing the cost.

This is inaccurate Yeah but to be fair that was like 40 pages ago at this point.

Probably doesn't want to be forced to hold a fake coffin opening/resurrection outside SJP.

It is spelt with a K mind. It’s from the Greek, Skeptos Not in the Queen's English. So, then, what you'd actually like is for others to spell it the same incorrect way as you...

Anything actually happen since Monday? Like fuck am I reading all this...

But hang on, doesn't the 'I was shouting at the photographer, not making an offensive salute' post completely contradict the 'I didn't know what a Nazi salute was' argument?

I'd hazard a guess at because he's an idiot. Mackem’s Razor

Is this the same Vinnie Jones that was in a couple Guy Ritchie films and then a bunch of mediocre American ones?

Hes a cunt and i hate him but maybe its to pay off the loans ready for a sale, i mean 300 for the club and 130odd in loans do the maths. the bloke isnt that stupid. yup now im putting my tin hat on He absolutely is though.

Wasn't a victory, but the Arsenal 4-4.

Vivian Darkbloom, I think it was.

A needle pulling thread?

Up to a 5. Starting to get a bit worrisome.

Up to 4.

Pace Tartare sounds fancier.

Seems kind of low. Club has to be worth at least a thousand, surely?

2. We'll be in and among the relegation spots most of the season but won't go down.

But to make it still watchable back in Europe, you'd need to have it kick off about 3pm local time. Make sure it's still played in mid to late May in those temperatures and then everyone can moan about the heat too. I think it's an excellent idea that anyone with half a brain would throw their full support behind. Mid to late May in NYC really isn't all that hot, just low to mid 70s. Doesn't really get consistently over 80 until July, usually. May's actually about the best month to be here, weather-wise.

Oi! That's what I fucking said! It's just Liverpool Mikey being all negative and shit.

I find your lack of faith disturbing. And it's just multiple beers. Gonna force-choke the shit out of you.

Feel we're due a win. Joselu hat trick.