YankeeToon

This cunt murdered yet?

Good news, transfer-wise. Should free up enough spending room for us to hear on deadline day how we just couldn't quite get any new deals over the line.

Might not have made any difference with Pardew in charge, anyway, but still wonder what might have been if De Jong hadn't snapped his leg.

I think I wouldn't mind the Under Armor drippy camo as a training shirt or something, but not as an actual kit design.

I'll grudgingly tolerate him as long as he keeps Rafa happy.

Cometh the hour, cometh the Pards...

Don't usually like the mixed-width stripes but that Inter kit isn't bad.

Players usually just go for a long sleeve under armor shirt on beneath, no? Cheaper on manufacturing costs not to do a long sleeve, probably.

Better than I could probably do, in all honesty. Never been able to draw anything halfway good.

I mean, they're either crayon stick figures labeled 'Yorkie + Rafa BFF' or they're disturbingly explicit Rule 34. Labeled 'Yorkie + Rafa BFF.'

I don't, usually, but I feel like this season is the true start of the Rafa Benitez era, so I'm tempted. Hesitant, though, because as soon as I buy it, Ashley will fuck him over and he'll leave.

Somewhere, right now, Glenn Roeder is still scouting him...

the old guy was the one that got me, sitting there all alone Yeah. I was loving it until that moment. Felt like a piece of shit after that. Snowflakes.

how does that work? As I said in the other thread I just think it's because of the fact I am a pessimist, if you read my posts over the season you'd see that. Surely it was more a question of how alarm bells can 'slightly' ring?

Stern but fair.

Really can't see Ashley springing for more than 2 or 3, honestly. Maybe a few loans as well.

The small town in deep south Georgia that I grew up in had several streets with English names. Gloucestershire Street, in particular, got some... unique pronunciations.

Could do something with Styx' Come Sail Away chorus Dwight Gayle away, Dwight Gayle away, Dwight Gayle away with me!

Up to a cautious 3.

On the wing, of course. Subbed out for a left back at the 75th minute.

I think I follow 'gan radge,' but can someone translate 'neck cowies' into American?

How the fuck was that supposed to work, then? If one game had a 10-minute injury stoppage, all the other refs should just tack on an extra 10 in all their games for no reason?

I would have him back but I defiantly blame him for his poor decision making and I would require a full apology if he came back. Suppose that's better than contritely blaming him...

We lost The burdens that come with the position of Promotionometer Graph Maker can sometimes be heavy, but it's a price that must be paid.

He does love a good pointless left back substitution.