YankeeToon

Ok, Wales, here's the deal. Knock out Portugal and we'll get rid of all those superfluous vowels you hate so much.

1. Germany 2. Wales 3. Rabid badger attack on Cronaldo 4. France 5. Portugal

Hoping for Slovakia to make an effort and not just defend a 0-0 for 120 and hope to get lucky on pens.

Fuck off, Hungary, could've had a pony.

Dear Hungary, if you make Cronaldo cry I will buy you a pony.

A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything.

Wasn't really happy with that one. Hoofing long balls to Sho' Ben Arfa's got to go That's a Pardew?

Hoofing balls to Shola Freezing out Ben Arfa That's a Pardew

When you've only won five Since the New Year arrived That's a Pardew

If it's science you blame When you're losing a game That's a Pardew

It's not even an anagram of Sports Direct, there's too many letters. It's an anagram of 'Sports Direct Anar.'

Give Pardew an extra dose of hell for all of us too far away to make it!

If this is looking strong, I'd hate to see what it's like when we look weak...

Point taken.

Going to be infuriating when he does brilliantly and it gets dubbed as a 'fantastic transfer coup by Hull' or some shit.

Our Newcastle side looked awful that day to be honest. I remember Ba looked absolutely awful I famously said we'd finish Top 7 pre-match and we finished 5th that season. Following season similar time I told someone we'd make CL and we nearly got relegated Naw, Orlando are class, can't wait for us to be part of the MLS. Will be more enjoyable, play better football, and at least the owner's give a fuck. We were atrocious in that game. Fully deserved win by OC. And I think either you or cuba even back then was making predictions that they'd step up to the MLS soon. Good for them, hope they do well.

The only time I've ever seen Newcastle play live was against Orlando City. I drove up from Miami. On my birthday. And we lost. Orlando City can suck it. (On the plus side, though, I met cuba and Kanji in person that day.)

Not venturing a guess one way or another re: Lahm, but my cousin has 2 kids & was married for several years before coming out. Doesn't really mean anything other than they tried to behave as society expected for a while instead of listening to their own feelings.

A women has lush tits I can bury my face into? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I knew that was coming I meant in terms of respect. Double standards of a patriarchal society?

Terrible from the keeper for the 2nd.

Paving the way for a Portugal rout. Makes our GD against Germany crucial unless we can somehow pull off a draw. Ghana sending us out again, indirectly?

Portugal/Ghana draw isn't that far-fetched. Definitely our most likely path to advancement.

Well that didn't fucking take long.

Sensing a lack of faith from my countrymen. Someone needs to come up with a chant about how we believe we can win, or something.