YankeeToon

Better as an impact sub IMO.

Holy fucking shit, what a game...

Where's it at, Sun Life? (or whatever the hell the stadium's name is this week?)

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Fuck me, I can't believe I forgot this was on today... Oh, well. Sounds like it was a great game, from the even-more-bipolar-than-usual match thread!

Live online on Foxsoccer.tv though, if you're a subscriber.

Nobody's mentioned winning the prestigious Intertoto Cup?

Most awesome name since Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink.

Krul would've saved that.

Head says Brazil. Not sure about "heart" but I think Germany may surprise many and make the final.

Germany will smash Argentina, imo. I don't know about "smash" but I think they may win it.

Aww... I wanted to see Ronaldo cry. I don't give a damn about the keeper!

I'm hearing that Ghana haven't forfeited out of sheer terror, and now we have to go through some ridiculous formality of actually playing a game against them? What is this bullshit about?

Yeah but by the same token if Klose doesn't get wrongly sent off against Serbia then they're probably through with maximum points and everyone's wanking over them furiously. They were well on their way to thumping the Aussies even before Cahill's red as well tbh. Agreed. I'm surprised at people pointing to the Serbia game as a poor performance for Germany. From what I saw a 10-man Germany was still the dominant team the entire game, and it was only a poor penalty and bad luck that kept them from taking away a point at least.

Yeah, bless their hearts, the little scamps really put up a good fight.

God, it's pathetically easy to wind up you Yanks. We were supposed to pretend the group was hard? We put in one half-decent performance, one poor performance, and one utterly dismal performance and we still drifted through it without losing a game and only conceding once through a dumb, individual mistake. Oh, please. I'm obviously kidding. Any lingering resentment has been more than made up for by us taking our rightful and wholly deserved place as the best soccer-playing nation in the group. Just don't let it happen again.

Here's hoping Italy go out tomorrow...

As a neutral, should be a really entertaining game. I'm not yet sure who I'll be rooting for - that "EASY" headline still kinda rankles and I don't particularly care about re-fighting WWII. Plus, you did burn down the White House and I'm not sure I can forgive that... Yeah, fuck it. DEUTSCHLAND! DEUTSCHLAND!

Fucking robbed again. Some serious bullshit reffing this cup.

I hope Cronaldo does - I could watch that in slo-mo over and over.

Oppressive totalitarian regime notwithstanding, I would really kind of enjoy a North Korea win, just because it would be so completely against all expectations.

Hargreaves? Aye they wanted him as well. Yeah but he's Canadian and playing for England. Pot calling the kettle black and all that. To be fair, most of these players are either born in Germany or have lived most of their life there. Only Cacau is a bit of a pisstake. Exactly. Otherwise, they could equally say England are taking the piss by having the likes of Ferdinand, Defoe, Huddlestone, Onuoha, Bent, Walcott, Heskey, Richards etc represent them. They were actually born in England. The likes of Podolski, Klose, Cacau weren't born in Germany. Doesn't bother me really like, it goes without saying that the Germans will do whatever it takes to win/destroy humanity. This is really my point,added to the fact they have no German heritage either makes it a mockery tbh,just like Jack did with the Ireland team in the 80's and 90's. Oh, you're just grumpy because they would've defeated you if we Americans hadn't been there to fight your war for you...

Suck it, you tea-swilling limey bastards!!! USA! USA!

Couldn't even beat Reading's points total. Houghton out!!!

Hell, I'll drive from Miami if it means finally seeing Newcastle play live.