Vinny Green Balls

I'm really going to enjoy these 12 hours before the nuclear holocaust.

Who'd of thunk that this dude would be the real man of the match in a cup final for us 4 years ago? Absolute monster of a player.

One of the best buys pound for pound in recent memory. Was immense to help us avoid relegation. Doesn't score much, but his goals are worth their weight in platiunum.

Our Eddie is only getting started, man!

I hope the board are shopping for another manager.

Chose the best time to get his win against Liverpool. Fucking god.

Get that statue up. They'll pick a sculptor who will somehow make it look more like Rocky Dennis, but fucking hell, get that statue up!

Fucking legends, all of them! And take a bow, Amanda, for getting us Eddie!

Holy fucking shit! Give all of them statues!

Clowns like you incessantly complained about the football for two periods during the 22/23 season. "Howe has been found out" and all that shit. First, when we could only draw at the beginning. Second, from the January window to after the Cup Final loss. A few were the exact same people calling for Howe's head 10 games into his Newcastle career. And only a few had the balls to admit that they overrracted. The rest of you slunk into the shadows, or pretended that you didn't say any of the horse shit that you said...and cyclically repeat said horse shit when things aren't going perfectly.

you've asked that question enough, you absolute clown

90% of what he says is horse shit, or a willful misrepresentation of the facts.

Jesus Christ. As if this proves anything. People have gold fish memories. Once he hits a rough patch, there will be the goateed version of you on a Bournemouth forum calling for an upgrade.

He'll be known as the guy who ended our trophy drought come Monday. Of course that's when the nuclear Holocaust will begin. But he'll have a good 15 hours as a legend.

...or their basic inability to understand human behavior. Mad suggestions like the club should be looking for another manager while still employing him, or that he should share his duties, are so far removed from the realities of human interaction.

His purple patch has been 2 seasons. More than a purple patch at this point.

And if your current manager finds out you are speaking to other managers, which he likely will, that will do even more wonders for the team. Because you’ll get brilliant performances from those who feel completely undermined. Have some of you just lived in a basement all your life, and never worked with actual humans?

Considering that they look absolutely nothing alike wow

Yeah saw that. No worries

After last week, maybe Stifler should think thrice before posting.

And here I was thinking that you were such an optimistic poster. With all of your pessimism, you've been consistently wrong. Is it worth inhabiting that space then?

That's the most positive response we are ever going to get from him.