Vinny Green Balls

Arteta is shitting himself.

Agreed. I've been harder on Matt1892 than many here. But he's family tonight.

maybe that was his problem when he lost his virginity. Skeletal arm in a wizard's sleeve.

Hoping that he’s just out celebrating. We should give everyone the benefit of the doubt for at least tonight.

He is fully the avatar of this club.

happy birthday, buddy!

We fucking did this without our first choice left side!

Boats wouldn’t be able to get through with that massive cock of his.

So fucking amped to be a part of this forum when we won something! I've been a supporter for over 30 years. Keegan was my hero as a kid. Brilliant fucking moments in those 3 decades, but nothing compares to this. In the Ashley era, I figured I'd at least be an old man before we'd ever have any hope of silverware. But here we are, and I'm a few months shy of 50! Fucking get in! Love all of you who have been part of this forum. Too bad about the nuclear holocaust.

Seeing him go nuts at the whistle had me in tears.

I'm really going to enjoy these 12 hours before the nuclear holocaust.

Who'd of thunk that this dude would be the real man of the match in a cup final for us 4 years ago? Absolute monster of a player.

One of the best buys pound for pound in recent memory. Was immense to help us avoid relegation. Doesn't score much, but his goals are worth their weight in platiunum.

Our Eddie is only getting started, man!

I hope the board are shopping for another manager.

Chose the best time to get his win against Liverpool. Fucking god.

Get that statue up. They'll pick a sculptor who will somehow make it look more like Rocky Dennis, but fucking hell, get that statue up!

Fucking legends, all of them! And take a bow, Amanda, for getting us Eddie!

Holy fucking shit! Give all of them statues!

Clowns like you incessantly complained about the football for two periods during the 22/23 season. "Howe has been found out" and all that shit. First, when we could only draw at the beginning. Second, from the January window to after the Cup Final loss. A few were the exact same people calling for Howe's head 10 games into his Newcastle career. And only a few had the balls to admit that they overrracted. The rest of you slunk into the shadows, or pretended that you didn't say any of the horse shit that you said...and cyclically repeat said horse shit when things aren't going perfectly.

you've asked that question enough, you absolute clown

90% of what he says is horse shit, or a willful misrepresentation of the facts.

Jesus Christ. As if this proves anything. People have gold fish memories. Once he hits a rough patch, there will be the goateed version of you on a Bournemouth forum calling for an upgrade.

He'll be known as the guy who ended our trophy drought come Monday. Of course that's when the nuclear Holocaust will begin. But he'll have a good 15 hours as a legend.