Kaizero

Beyond vile.

This is the big question we need answered.

Zlatan's "only" on $1.5 million a year at Galaxy as they had no designated player spots left.

100% will.

Only Swindown and Wolves in the PL era.

Also assisted their first.

Talented and I love him, but I doubt that he can time travel.

McCarthy responding to rumors that he's the next West Brom manager: “The Albion? That would p*** a few people off wouldn’t it?" said McCarthy. "But you know me, I like p***ing people off.”

93% certain to go down according to fivethirtyeight.

Wait, what? They were clear cut favourites to run away with it before the season even started, man!

«The fans were shouting «We want Zlatan! We want Zlatan!» so I gave them Zlatan.» I love Zlatan, man

First LA derby was a glorious watch. LAFC up by 3, then the Galaxy introduce Zlatan and in the last thirty they go from 0-3 to 4-3

Actually, surely bollocks with Shelvey. Means @ Newcastle He quoted to correct himself you know

We really need Islam right about now.

Derby's last win was eight matches ago, though.

They didn't sell Mahrez and PSG still wanted money. He's on a free now. 2+2=4

Claude Puel is Leicester’s manager.

He essentially spends the entire book saying he's shit and didn't understand how he managed to make a living playing football on the top level, it's great

He's 100% going to Leicester, fwiw.

This was a far more pleasurable read than it should've been