Kaizero

Alexander Sørloth to Crystal Palace for £12m.

I’ve heard Hulu wants to show The Handmaids Tale to Martians, make of that what you will.

Official: Kenedy joins Newcastle because of the movie "Goal!"

Can only assume they're after him because he's used to playing in another romantic tragedy. A plague o' both your houses!

If it was Man City or Spurs coming in for him instead of us, do you think he'd have the same mindset? If it was a loan move, then yeah.

I was about to say this thread was premature, but then I saw why it was originally started, and when

fwiw, I'd much rather Sturridge than Jørgensen.

Don't think I've disliked one of our own players as much as I dislike Shelvey since we had Michael fucking Owen on our books.

5 quid says Kaizero is a yank You want my PayPal over PM so you can send me the five pounds, or? Bucks are not pounds. Quids are.

Not with that kind of attitude we aren't.

5 quid says Kaizero is a yank You want my PayPal over PM so you can send me the five pounds, or?

5 bucks says Might Mag is Polish.

A swap deal was also rumoured with Łukasz Teodorczyk Why would we literally downgrade? Why is it downgrading? Bringing in a striker with a poorer record than Mitro from the team Mitro came from. In the last three season's Mitrovic has 14 goals in 65. Łukasz Teodorczyk has 26 goals in 57 in the last two season's. I must be missing the downgrade. You must surely understand that I'm talking about their record for Anderlecht.

A swap deal was also rumoured with Łukasz Teodorczyk Why would we literally downgrade? Why is it downgrading? Bringing in a striker with a poorer record than Mitro from the team Mitro came from.

A swap deal was also rumoured with Łukasz Teodorczyk Why would we literally downgrade?

VAR is class.

They did similar with Aaron Mooy IIRC.

Weirdest part is the length of the deal, 4.5 years. I mean, what? He'll never play for them, why not just let Girona sign him instead of signing him for Man City for four and a half fucking years and then loaning him to Girona? Weird as fuck.

They're the best based on what I've seen. They give no fucks about club/player stature.