Kaizero

My feels right now:

We’ll be swimming in coon soon!

You growling at strangers yet?

Exact opposite every time I've seen him, today he looked rickety mind

Sheareas*

I fucking checked

ALL ABOARD

I'll get the bedsheets ready now. Two U's three E's please I've barely started painting the K man.

For what it's worth, the filing of St. James' Holdings had no mention of NUFC either.

That picture is the perfect example of how we all look reading this thread

Shearer is easily the GOAT for me, but then comes Ben Arfa. He made me fall in love with football all over again.

Results are in: https://www.newcastle-online.org/forum/index.php?topic=100049

Not possible as per Premier League rules. Where we’re going we don’t need rules!

I'd honestly try one of our youngsters up top instead of Joselu at this stage tbh. We need to sign a striker ASAP.

I feel like my ability to tell it strictly how it isn't is being threatened by those who tell it exactly like it is.

£20m? Honestly think we'll, at best, recoup what we paid for him.

What? Merino's our best option based on pass completion? God fucking forbid we have more than one option. I also say we shouldn’t sell Shelvey without a replacement. My point is we need to improve upon Shelvey, so selling him (if we do so) is no big deal and is what we should do.

I wish people bothered to read through discussions before giving their opinion on an opening statement of a post. I've already clearly explained why I see these players as better, and that Saivet was included as a joke to hammer home that Shelvey's not really done well this season.

I'd like to keep Hayden and Yedlin as well too, mind. The former because I think he'll mature into a decent player, maybe not a starter but a nice option to have, and Yedlin because he'd be a great backup full back to better quality counterpart. I'd keep Lascelles, Merino and Yedlin. To be fair, we could keep a fair few from our side as back-ups though, if we have a good starting eleven. The only issue there will be that they're used to starting and will probably throw a fit from being relegated to the bench/being squad players.

I'd have thought someone could realize when a joke is included to heighten a point one is trying to make. Said point is that Shelvey needs to be replaced. And Deila is an absolute shit manager. That point was made because I believe Rodgers is also shit if you take him out of the one team league that the Scottish Prem is. Rodgers doing well with Celtic doesn't equate to Rodgers being a great manager.

Are you drunk? No. Shelvey's just not very good and we need to replace him if we can.

Remy, but Ben Arfa was off the scale. When Ben Arfa debuted for us, man, felt like football was like it was when I was a child. Pure unbridled joy.

...are you... Shelvey?