Kaizero

Wake up now.

Irredeemable cunt in my eyes. Need to fucking go. Not hated one of our own as much as I hate Shelvey since the Owen days.

Same page giggs skillz Ings tho. Hmm. Ings can only get better.

Ings like this have already been posted. Ings can only get better.

Ings can only get better.

Ings can only get better.

The Anchorman bit

To solely fuck with you, of course.

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It’s definitely happened already. As ever we'll just be the last to know about it. My guess is it will be announced just after xmas. Then the start of January will be a rollercoaster. And it makes total sense when you think about the dip in form. LeJeune looked like the man about town when we signed him over the summer. He’s now thinking.. fuck I’ve moved here and won’t be getting a game after January. His confidence is shot. Same for Manquillo, Hayden, Ritchie, Joselu, Ayoze, Clarke, Mitro.. all the goalkeepers... even Shelvey could be off. None of these players will go on to better clubs so no wonder the team is playing so badly. I’d wager that we’ll be in for Samaris first to shore things up in the middle.. the rest I haven’t the foggiest about. Footballers in general tend to think very highly of themselves. I highly doubt they'd be all "Well, that's me fucked" more than "I'll fucking show these cunts who's boss"

Wrong thread. It’s not a loan deal so I think it’s very relevant to this thread. For what it’s worth I think this is a done deal now.. the curry house thing was how Mike Ashley would insist on a deal being wrapped up. The players we’ve been linked with seem to suggest that the agents are expecting we'll have a wad of cash to spend too. The process of applying to the FA for it’s fit and proper has probably begun. It’s not like they’re going to be live tweeting about it. They have a budget in place, good players lined up and they won’t be hanging around to sign them. No other way Rafa would be so calm throughout the current run we’re having.. the shoddy players probably know their days are numbered which has probably added to the dip in form.

if that happened.

Et tu, doon? Et tu?

«If you put money on Otamendi scoring, you made some money.» Cool, commentator. Cool.

Toronto won it. MLS Cup is forever unclean.

5 means there’s a 50/50 chance we go down, I feel that’s accurate.

Lascelles.

Should've knocked it into Okazaki's legs then fallen the fuck over like he seems to excel at doing at the other end of the pitch. Dunno if you can blame that on him, the entire midfield went missing he's just trying to make up the ground. okazaki is scoring there anyway If it was FIFA I’d just have cut down Okazaki and gambled on the opponent not knowing how to work the penalty system.

My favourite part of our matches is when Mitrovic gets his cameo and shows that compared to a certain someone, he can actually play football.