Kaizero

Fuck that kid. Breaking the rules. You have to be 13 to have an Instagram. Probably gets beaten by his parents on the reg.

We can only loan 2 players at any given time. Aye, only in terms of other Premier League teams though. Pretty sure loans from abroad are unlimited. Only four loan players in total, iirc.

He was injured. Even the fall back point was bullshit. The reason he only could muster 15 minutes was because after those 15 minutes his knee was fucked up.

Yes.

Gosling equalize.

Don't see why Luiz on loan is that unrealistic tbh. It's a WC year and he's not getting to play for Chelsea. Obviously he could have better choices, but if they're not offering - no reason why we couldn't get him. If they're offering though, there's no chance unless he wants to stay in the PL.

Ignored them ever since the U.S election tbh, they were miles off every time. Similarly their UK election conclusion was made up of three scenarios, all of which covered pretty much every possibility. They're fairly spot on with their sports analysis, though. But yeah, they (and everyone else, tbf) fucked up the U.S. election.

fivethirtyeight has us at 45% likely to be relegated, fwiw.

Who cares? People posting in a thread about how likely we are to go down? But who cares how you attribute a percentage to a perception? Honestly, it's the weirdest thing on this forum, which is saying a lot. If someone thinks there's an 80% change of us being relegated, how can you even argue with that? I think there's a 10% chance of being shagged senseless by Rita Ora. Can you argue? You can argue, as it's math. And math is definite. There will certainly be a percentage chance of you being shagged senseless by Rita Ora, but you need to look at a lot of different factors to figure out a percentage that's close to reality.

Overkill.

Same page

Why do Puncheon hate Sterling so much?

Worst case you get banned from the CL/EL for a season, and it's unlikely we'd qualify this season anyway even if we splurged £200 million in January.

538 have us at 47% likely to be relegated. Seems about right.

I am beyond happy with our general memberbase on N-O. Even our weirdest posters seem normal in comparison to the members on other NUFC forums.

As much as I can’t understand why Rafa won’t play Mitro, sacking Rafa would be the dumbest thing in NUFC history. Rivaling sacking Sie Bobby. Absolute nonsense even discussing it. He needs to stay.

What's wrong with showing recognition to someone who entertains you? weird thing to complain about tbh. He's certainly is a rare breed, yes. But I'm pissed off at at throwing his NUFC career away. (He's to blame as much as Pardew) 100% wrong

Number crunchers at fivethirtyeight have us at 42% likely to get relegated.

I want whatever gets Shelvey out of our starting eleven.