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Somehow makes it even worse Fuck that emoji.

It's not about sacking though. It's about unsuspending him and playing him.

They got snow the other day down there. Probably turned them crazy seeing white stuff fall from the heavens.

A stripper with a smelly fanny.

He's calling us shit, man

I made a proper translation of the Mads Hansen tweet, fwiw: "Watching Newcastle - Lillestrøm at La Manga. I can inform you that Newcastle are not as shit as people say they are, they could manage to survive in the Norwegian league."

He's really fucking ugly. I hope his career fails completely and he has to clean dishes for the rest of his life.

Celina is crazy good though. I hate his father so much.

It's actually an excellent site if you move away from the Pure Football threads, with some really knowledgeable, intelligent posters. PF is like an asylum mind. so big fat sam as expected has got yous looking like a team that is hard to beat, if you stay up, and i expect you to more than us, what do you think he can do next season? europe? Should change your name to Skirge's ghost with shit like this.

Our reputation is large outside of the UK. People aren't saying that we're good, but when they hear Newcastle - they assume we're a big club - and thus our failures are weird to these people. As mentioned by Nut, it doesn't mean we're actually doing well. It just means we have a high brand recognition.

The commentary That must be a bugger of a language to learn. Also, pretty sure he kept calling Shelvey 'Voldemort' It's not hard to learn tbh, as we have very few words compared to other languages and fairly straight forward syntax. Just pronounciation would be a bitch due to our æ, ø and å letters.

I dare say that outside Man Utd, Man City, Arsenal, Tottenham, Liverpool and Chelsea we're the most well known English team (alongside Everton). That is name value only, as people that know of us doesn't necessarily know how bad we are because they don't keep up to date with the performances of the teams that aren't top of the league.

You do. Tasty.

I'm really struggling to understand how a PL side can manage to struggle this much, friendly or not, against a shit as fuck team that has just stated their pre-season. Fucking hell.

It's incredible how shit we are. Friendly or not.

Well worth keeping in mind that this Lillestrøm side, one of the worst teams in the Norwegian league, are in the very beginning of their pre-season training

Don't discuss illegal streams, even if it's just a friendly.

We're rather shit, aren't we?

Couldn't even manage to face one of the good teams at La Manga currently. Fucking bottom feeding bankrupt Lillestrøm

Media landscape is changing. Videos are viewed mostly on smartphones and people are lazy and won't turn their screen. Only goes for shorter clips though, thankfully.

Can't imagine him saying that like surely? He did. Referencing the Valencia 7-0 loss against Barcelona I think. The best thing was his Dumb & Dumber reference in the pre-match conference though.