Kaizero

Salty rotting fish. Don't bring delicious food into this.

"Our goal was to leave Spain not having done worse than Gary Neville. We managed to do that." Solskjær on fire during his press conferences

I'll remember that when injuries are given as the reason Newcastle are in the relegation zone son. We're in the relegation zone because we're shit. Injuries only make us more shit.

fyp

We have a similar problem over here, but who the fuck wants to go watch football in Norway and Sweden in November, December, January and February? Yeah It's a horrible conundrum. Should just all do as Stabæk once did and builld an indoor stadium*. *It made them bankrupt and relegated and they had to move out. But still.

This is Senegals fault. Fucking Diouf. If he could play football Molde would have had four goals. Those misses/bad calls FFS. Newcastle-esque.

You missed out the most important one in Van Gaal's brain.

Really need to change our season into a normal one. This fucked up March - November shit fucks all chance our teams have in Europe. Molde in form would've done so much better than a Molde that haven't played a proper game since early November.

What is this?! Elyounoussi out?! Not Diouf?! Fuck outta here!

"If the Champions League title holders or the Europa League title holders have qualified for the Europa League through domestic performance, their berth in the Europa League is vacated (not replaced by another team from the same association), and cup winners of the highest-ranked associations are moved to a later round accordingly."

Diouf is the literal worst. Think this is the 4th 100% chance he's fluffed.

Ah well.

Offside the goal as well. Fuck outta here, Sevilla.

Can't believe they stated Diouf over Svendsen or Bakenga. Madness. He's cost them the fucking game with his mistakes.

I can count to Potato.

Stop teasing me and not pleasing me, Molde.

Diouf especially. Guy through on goal next to him, he shoots. Fucking cunt. Third time he's done that. He's like a shitter Tiote.

Molde have 20% possession. Possesion doesn't mean they don't have opportunities, man Some of the fluffed chances are unbelievable.

Molde all over Sevilla at the moment. Goal against coming right up.

Molde just fucked up two massive chances.

More likely that they'll beat Sevilla than Newcastle will beat Lillestrøm on Saturday, tbh

Molde are honestly not bad. They'll very likely lose, but I think they'll at least score once.

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£30 on Molde @ 21

On another note, during the press conference before the Sevilla - Molde EL match, Solskjær was asked what he thought about the media saying they have a one in a million chance: "So, you're telling me there's a chance?"