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That's a very good post. However with not one typo nor a spelling mistake, I'm sorry to assume it's a c and p job. Edit: Oh hang on I've spotted one. There's a fair few in there like Very good post though Stifler, as someone of the same generation, that is exactly how I've felt about this as well. Yeah, i can see a couple now. Still maintain that it isn't his work though. It's excellently written, which kind of highlights it for me. I find this a bit unfair tbh. We all poke fun at Stifler almost constantly, he's still, I presume, a decent lad and he takes it on the chin. I feel there's no need to bother him about something that actually feels like a heartfelt post, and even if he didn't write it and did steal credit, it's still a silly subject to incite a brawl over just because Stifler is Stifler. You do you, Stifler. You do you.

I actually get angry at the hate towards gold on kits. It's a fucking color. Colors go on fucking kits. Fuck outta here. Fuck.

I never liked Bambi. Really like Brummie though. Very bad comparison. 2/7.

Go dangle your balls, Dan Gleebals. Go dangle them over a fire.

Yeah, I absolutely do not believe he acted like a little bitch. More like the club wanted the fans to think he did. If you'd been watching his Twitter feed after his move, you'd never get the feeling he didn't like NUFC. Even playing as us on FM.

Booo! Different shirt! Boooo!

0 7 (3.6%) 1 1 (0.5%) 2 0 (0%) 3 1 (0.5%) 4 2 (1%) 5 5 (2.6%) 6 16 (8.2%) 7 27 (13.8%) 8 43 (21.9%) 9 69 (35.2%) 10 25 (12.8%)

Who was that? Got to me a Stifism? Neesy.

And now they're not That was quick.

Burton fucking me up today.

If we were gonna hoof, I don't understand the use of Cisse rather than Mitro.

Blergh argh urgh.

Use the official match thread now: http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,97888.0.html

NUFC: Darlow; Dummet, Lascelles, Mbemba, Anita; Colback, Tiote; Wijnaldum, Sissoko, Townsend; Cisse. Subs: Woodman, De Jong, Mbabu, Mitrovic, Perez, Shelvey, Taylor. CPFC: Hennessey; Souare, Delaney, Dann, Ward; Jedinak, Cabaye; McArthur, Bolaise, Puncheon; Wickham. Subs: McCarthy, Adebayor, Gayle, Kelly, Ledley, Mariappa, Sako. Referee: Mike Dean (Heswall, Wirral) Attendance: 52,107 Final: 1-0 Townsend '58 Booked: Mbemba '7 Colback '66 (Now most booked this season in the PL.) Sent off: Post-match reaction can be found from here: http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,97888.msg5969818.html#msg5969818 Television coverage: None. Radio coverage: BBC Radio Newcastle. Online radio coverage in the UK: BBC. Online radio coverage outside the UK: www.nufc.co.uk. Yes, that means you have to pay. PLEASE DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DISCUSS, REQUEST OR PROVIDE LINKS TO ILLEGAL MATCH STREAMS. IF YOU DO, YOU WILL BE BANNED. See www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php?topic=19161.0 for more information.

I totally disagree, the damage done to the club in terms of supporter apathy during that time was absolutely enormous. This. The damage (or lack of - just the same shit) done from sporting results were not necessarily the worst thing about Pardew's tenure. The long-term damage he inflicted on the fans psyches is much worse. I use to be a rabid NUFC fan, now, even with Benitez, apathy still clouds my feelings when watching us play.

"But Mrs Taylor accused the woman of 'seeking out the company' of black, professional footballers. The woman repeatedly said this was not the case and added that she was going out with a white man." The opposite version of "I have a white friend, so I can't be racist!"

Yours isn't as funny as him calling himself vaginal fluid excretions, though.

Have you confirmed one way or another if you are playing? Oh s*** that was a bit vague wasn't it. Nah sorry, not going to be able to make it as likely to be out very late Friday. Apologies for being a quim guys. What's a quim? The noun quim was a Victorian-era word that was used specifically to refer to the fluids produced by the vagina.

NUFCs very own Ministry of Funny Walks

“I dreamed in Hull. I dreamed when I started football. I still dream today. “As long as I play football, I’ll dream.”

It's so damned happy, man

Keep it. Make everyone constantly remember the shitness of Tapatalk. Please keep it.

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Both options are "boring" additions to the PL, in my opinion. Boro has been away the longest, hence they're more interesting to have around.

Is NUFC your Second team VI ? if so why ? Because N-O.