Kaizero

For what? He's lumbering, cumbersome and whatever the opposite of clinical is. He was one of the highest rated prospects in Europe before joining us, and had been scoring for fun before, albeit in "lesser" leagues. If you'd look at the goals he scored at Anderlecht for instance, I think it becomes clear that the main issue is him not getting the service needed for him to find his feet in the PL. He shouldn't be leading the line for us, but that's not his fault. We should've had a more clinical striker, proven in the PL to survive. That doesn't mean this guy isn't a massive talent though. Just that we threw him into the deep end and told him to beat Michael Phelps at swimming before teaching him how to swim.

I'm with hindu. Also highly rated by TKK, whose opinion I appreciate greatly. He clearly has the talent. We've just not been able to feed him. In this situation, sure, we should have had a more proven and profilic striker due to the few chances we've made. But, on the other hand, if we could actually create good chances more regularily, we'd see a higher goal tally from Mitro as well.

A Mackem school friend. Like I said, obsessed with us like most mackems are. Set his house on fire.

Lucifer in the flesh.

Get into it. You'll not regret it. Just don't be Beren and pick the best team because you're a gloryhunter.

NFL thread in season is the best thing on the Internet by far.

The sadness in my eyes.

Only thing that's keeping me on the NUFC, and football in general, bandwagon is the slim hope that Rafa might stay and the fact this place is amazing. If not for those two, and arguably the Euros, I'd be so fucking close to just fucking giving up football as an interest forever and go watch golf or some bullshit.

Diego Swarfega

I'm so angry. I want to smash things. I'm so fucking angry. To think that just weeks ago this is what I wanted. I hate everything. Everything is bad forever.

You can, though.

He's not going to Everton man, fucking hell. Well it's about as likely as him staying with us, so.. Nah. 100% more likely that he stays with us than going to Everton. There's a miniscule chance he might stay. There's no chance he'd ever rock up at Goodison.

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Dortmund destroying me. Fucking Krauts.

Go here now lads: http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,97896.0.html

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Brighton or Wednesday up from the play-offs and I'll be okay. Hull or Derby though?

One of the best replies on the forum tbh.

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Ben Arfa really isn't a Benitez type of player though, so I'm not sure it'd have been as sexy as we'd like to think.

So's your face.

We don't know that though. We've been told that by horrible people. I prefer to believe Ben Arfa and his agent who said he turned up weighing more, but it being due to muscle mass.