Kaizero

Lost money.

Molde doing well in the Europa League, should've beaten Ajax tonight based on their performance but I guess they'll be happy with 1-1 given the difference in club reputation. Rosenborg should've beaten Dnipro as well. Shit luck for them. Glad I didn't bet tonight.

Like a Lee Ryder article

Imagine how canny England could be if the promising youngsters go abroad or don't sign for the big teams reserve sides.

You should PM Pata.

Loved the Sopranos cut to black

Crystal Palace 2 v 1 West Brom Aston Villa 2 v 3 Stoke Bournemouth 3 v 1 Watford Man City 2 v 3 Newcastle Norwich 2 v 3 Leicester Sunderland 0 v 2 West Ham Chelsea 2 v 0 Southampton Everton 2 v 2 Liverpool Arsenal 2 v 2 Man Utd Swansea 1 v 4 Tottenham

Had to google that. Disgustingly good knowledge of the English language. Wait, what? Is that not just a completely normal word? What?

Playoffs. Oh no you didn't. It only fixes everything. Just ignore me saying it, will you. Even when I agree with you, you just blank me I was like http://i.imgur.com/CFpuvZU.gif tbh. It would literally just straight up fix everything. Can't believe there was a point in time I didn't want play-offs.

Playoffs. Oh no you didn't. It only fixes everything. Just ignore me saying it, will you. Even when I agree with you, you just blank me

Play-offs.

I only like Ayoze, Aarons and Mitrovic. Oh, and Thauvin's girlfriend.

Everytime I come back NUFC loses. We lose every week so it's not that big of a coincidence

Jotenko

http://i.imgur.com/O0MTrS2.jpg

Newcastle wins 1-1!

Rosenborg through after extra time. Good on Rosenborg, but so fucking sad for Bob Bradley who would have deserved a trophy this season.

2 poached eggs Baked potato Broccoli Carrot Broad beans Ketchup Yes, really. Pasta with white sauce. Sprinkled with garlic granules and Cholula chilli sauce. Korean pork with lemongrass cous cous. Fusion. Two sausages with two slices of bread. Dinner of champions.

Sounds like they're some ancient jungle tribe or something

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/_XuXZ_P6AlU/hqdefault.jpg

Didn't realize they'd lost Diomande, did they get a decent return for him? Around £2.5 Million IIRC. Almost unheard of in the Norwegian league, no way they'd turn that down even with the league title on the line.

Anthony Annan returns to Norwegian football in the semi-final between Rosenborg and Stabæk. Where you at Deuce, why you not watching Captain America?

"McClaren shouts "for f*** sake Florian" & turns around in frustration at Thauvin giving ball away yet again. #swfc hit chance wide #NUFC"

Sweet, sweet lubricating tears

Tottenham 1 v 3 Man City Leicester 2 v 1 Arsenal Liverpool 1 v 1 Aston Villa Man Utd 4 v 0 Sunderland Southampton 1 v 2 Swansea Stoke 2 v 3 Bournemouth West Ham 3 v 2 Norwich Newcastle 1 v 3 Chelsea Watford 2 v 2 Crystal Palace West Brom 0 v 1 Everton