Kaizero

Don't tease me. He's taking his badges at the moment.

Because fuck all the other teams.

Get in Iceland.

I absolutely love Mitrovic, so voted for him.

I absolutely loathe Jack Colback, so I voted for him.

Ruined my bet Georgia did, cunts.

http://i.imgur.com/tAFVN3H.jpg Norway and Iceland dnb, £260 from £10

Adama Diomande signs for Hull. Bye bye certain Stabæk bets.

All of them.

Everton 1 v 2 Chelsea Arsenal 2 v 0 Stoke Crystal Palace 1 v 3 Man City Norwich 1 v 3 Bournemouth Watford 2 v 2 Swansea West Brom 0 v 2 Southampton Man Utd 1 v 1 Liverpool Sunderland 1 v 2 Tottenham Leicester 3 v 2 Aston Villa West Ham 2 v 1 Newcastle

Fuck off Stoke. Why. Whyyyyyyyyy.

£40 on Stoke -1, Bournemouth -1 and Newcastle -2

Almost had me in tears. Horrible.

Newcastle 2 v 1 Arsenal Aston Villa 3 v 1 Sunderland Bournemouth 4 v 2 Leicester Chelsea 2 v 0 Crystal Palace Liverpool 3 v 2 West Ham Man City 4 v 1 Watford Stoke 3 v 1 West Brom Tottenham 1 v 1 Everton Southampton 1 v 1 Norwich Swansea 2 v 1 Man United

LA currently looking likely to pull me down to just a £60 loss today.

Rosenborg not winning by -1 cost me £200 instead of a £1200 profit for the day. Fuck. I hate everything.

Aguero is triple captained, he better score four or five.

http://media3.giphy.com/media/14iZJ2agTAAb6w/giphy.gif

Loved how he seemed to go mental at our own players when they didn't follow up the pitch in the first half.

Bournemouth

Seedorf looks like he's taken from some dystopian future sci-fi flick

Put Mitrovic in for Rooney because fuck it.

£100 on Stabæk -1 @ 3.00 £40 on Rosenborg -1, Stabæk -1, Swansea and Bayern Munich @ 11.15 £40 on Rosenborg -2 and Stabæk -1 @ 6.00 £5 on Stabæk, Viking dnb, Bodø/Glimt dnb, Rosenborg -2, Sogndal and Brann @ 79.55 £5 on Crystal Palace, draw in Leicester - Villa, draw in Norwich - Stoke, Swansea, draw in West Ham - Bournemouth, draw in West Brom - Chelsea and Man City @ 928.6

Scratch that. 3-0.