Kaizero

Rather just print money from both losses

Arsenal makes it £780 (whereas about £300 of them are profit after some wasteful -4 bets and shit ). Can live with this.

Not the best result. 3-0 could've been expected beforehand. Should've been 5 or 6 for a good impact.

We want it. Look at what we're wearing. Asking for it.

£50 on Arsenal -4, Juventus -1 and Vålerenga dnb. Returns £2500. http://media.giphy.com/media/PyZEkItObZrnW/giphy.gif

Tbf that Wolves scrub Hennessey had similar stats in their relegation season, it means f*ck all. Personally i think Cech has been great this year i'd have him in my team of the year personally. Really? No way Hennessey has ever had any save percentages that high. 165 saves to 82 goals in their relegation season.

Fuck your house, my random bet is not coming off. Chile is now my enemy.

Herrera I, bane of my existance!

Losing massively at home to Cardiff after Sunderland raped them would be glorious. That said, watch Pardew stay on regardless.

"Why can we not say we could be champions? Anything is possible. We can challenge for it. We have good players, a good stadium and great supporters. We have to have confidence. I believe we can do what I say." - Hatem Ben Arfa "I do think clubs are thinking twice about Europe. The Europa League is a massive problem to Premier League teams, Swansea and Tottenham are both feeling that like we did last season." - Alan Pardew

It's embarrassing. He was trying to shoot for Cisse's goal against Palace apparently. someone give us a link god damn it. no idea how to search for stuff on twitter. Skirge's gone down in my estimation. Not even Marley can save him now.

Someone should spam a link to these pictures commenting on his instagram pictures.

Just went full retard. £45 on who even are these teams? http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c75/Kaizero/fullretard_zps17fc105c.png http://media.giphy.com/media/h4kIihkkQOpRm/giphy.gif

Random Argentine teams here I come http://media3.giphy.com/media/3x3em0Sn4w8Ny/giphy.gif

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£50 on Stabæk single @ 3.00

£75 on Stabæk, Molde & Rosenborg

I find myself seemingly being one of very few thinking Cardiff will now stroll out of the relegation battle due to facing Sunderland and us. Hopefully (in terms of Sunderland going down) I'll be proven right in a few hours.

I really did expect Shola "Ameobi!" followed by the panenka. Would've been quite amusing.

I find the Dark Jedi more in touch with this situation than someone outright Sith. Though I expect the Expanded Universe will just be tossed aside now Disney owns everything.

Like Pardew could use a Jedi mind trick. Jedis are honorable.

Sunderland will be down before the last round.

Basically, Norwich seem to be doing everything they can to go down, Fulham doing everything they can to piss up their chances of staying up. If Cardiff get a result tomorrow they will turn us over, if they get beaten then you can guarantee Pardew will manage to get our players up enough to beat beat them. Cardiff are playing well now, and Dæhli is amazeballs. They're going to beat Sunderland, then rape us and stay up.

Like he's never even heard of jinxing.