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Think he would've signed the two of them regardless of their agent. Yeah. They're his bum boys. Eikrem especially, been the centrepiece of both his Man Utd ressies and Molde.

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,94045.msg4776080.html#msg4776080 Solskjær slotting in high up there now with £4m a year apparently, with a £2m bonus if they stay up.

Austrian Bundesliga. http://media.de.gosupermodel.com/displaypicture?imageid=1314681&large=1 One of my FM loves Much cooler when their stadium was called "The Arnold Schwarzenegger Stadium", mind.

Nobody's hacked anything. That guy has just photoshopped something to get followers.

I hate how I knew this would happen in advance. I hate how we have no ambition. I hate everything. Everything is bad forever.

Wolff Eikrem travelling with Cardiff today. Now that's something I'm excited to see, one of my favourite players with his diabetes and cleft lip & palate. Hope he succeeds. Love a good overcoming the odds story in sports.

Most non-neutral live coverage by VG as well. Guy following the match going "Get in!" when they scored.

If Tan is anything like he looks he will be tortured then sacked. Eaten by 120 dogs more like.

NO MORE GOALS, COME OFF HATEM, OFF

this is the candle in the wind oooh yeaaah woo hoo the candle in the wind

fuck you, I'm listening and still believed you

I love the Norwegian text commentary "Solskjær is sitting on the bench wearing a thin black jacket." Fuck that, tell me what's happening in the fucking match.

Doubt even Brits are watching those f***ing matches. Exactly. Not hard to doubt it seeing as they are being broadcast to non UK countries only That just makes it ten times worse tbh.

Doubt even Brits are watching those fucking matches.

Howay.

On another note, to show how desperate Norwegian media is after Solskjær, they tried to offer to fucking produce the match themselves to get it on TV over here.

Not particularly surprising, is it? That an FA Cup match between two PL teams isn't on TV (or available online) in 2014? Yeah, I think it's absolutely mind boggling. I don't think the global audience gives much of a fuck tbh. I actually think the opposite. We're used to every game everywhere being televised. Doubt fucking Grimsby - Huddersfield will have a massive audience, yet that shit is on as fuck over here.

Every bet? That's some work today with all the teams. Good luck then. Just main and QPR. But still. Sorry.

I copied your bets, David. Sorry.

It's actually permitted to be used in English when it comes to names and brand names. But due to the lack of the letter on typewriters and such, it was "simpliefied" as "ae".

It would be glorious. All this "The Norwegian saviour shalt smite Newcastle in his first game". Cunts.

New manager bounce, cardiff well up for the game. What do we do? Play our reserves reserves.

Giggachu.