Kaizero

A donkey could've assisted that goal. It did.

A donkey could've assisted that goal.

As I say that...

Gudmund Kongshavn (Vålerenga keeper) dominating against Iago Aspas

Downing struggling against Vålerenga

Not really, otherwise you'd actually just have LA and NY nick all the good players and it'd be a two team league for real.

Spanish makes everything sound so classy, man.

Didn't even know I missed Carroll, but watching this match fills me with sadness, not joy.

Watching the 5-1... The complete and utter joy the players had beating them knowing how much it mattered. The piles of players on Nolan.

Ketsbaia taking his thread being usurped nicely. Premiership Winners: Chelsea Runners Up: Man City 3rd-6th: Arsenal - Man Utd - Tottenham - Swansea Relegation: Stoke - Cardiff - Hull Overachievers: Norwich and Crystal Palace Underperformers: Man Utd finishing 4th or lower. Top Goal Scorer: Aguero Break Out Year: Altidore, Helenius and Zaha Season to Forget: Rooney PFA Player of the Year: Aguero PFA Young Player of the Year: Oscar Manager of the Year: Mourinho First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Mark Hughes Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 9th Top Goalscorer?: Gomis if he signs, if not then Cisse. How will we do in the cup competitions?: 3rd round in LC, same in FA. How will we do in the derby games?: Win at home, draw away. Domestic Championship Promotion: Wigan, Watford and Leeds Championship Relegation: Barnsley, Doncaster and Millwall League One Promotion: Sheff Utd, Peterborough and Crawley. League One Relegation: Shrewsbury, Carlisle, Tranmere and Coventry. League Two Promotion: Bristol Rovers, Rochdale, Scunthorpe and AFC Wimbledon League Two Relegation: Portsmouth and Morecambe FA Cup: Chelsea League Cup: Man City Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Sheff Utd Europe La Liga winner: Barcelona Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Münich Champions League winner: Bayern Münich Europa League winner: Wigan or Swansea World Player of the Year: Messi Other Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers? - No. Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? - Yes. How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? - 13. Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? - No. How will Moyes do at Man United? - Finish 4th, keeps job. Will the new goal line technology be a success? - Should it be used, yes. Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? - Yes.

I'd not be opposed to a third Keegan reign under new ownership.

Could be worthy of its own thread if doing it properly in the sense of participants joining before it "starts" and potentially as madras says have so-so much to bet with within the league for a period until the next period, thus finding the best gambler through the profits made from the starting position?

Highest % return based on more than 15 bets or something? What about people who like accs more than singles? So many variables.

The poor, poor cunt "Alright Bafe, get on the edge of the six yard box and wait for this lad to head it back across the box.. 0% of the time it works every time." http://images.footballfancast.com/players/300px/newcastle/Mike-Williamson.jpg

How would there be a winner of the league though? Some bet more than others and so on. If it's just keeping track successful bets and/or total winnings that'd be easier to keep track of.

Pretty much what Cuba said tbh. Mix basically told the press upon his "official" joining of the US before the Gold Cup that the Norwegian national set-up was comperative to how facist and communist states used to do sports.

Many, many northerners have "escaped" south as well actually, mainly with work as the main reason but there are lots down here nonetheless. And in terms of stuff most people like to do in their 20s - eating, drinking, generally getting entertained in one way or another - there is simply lots more to do down here and you therefore don't find yourself in the same old places. Not slagging off Newcastle because I love it and will go back when we're settling down but London gets a lot of stick simply because it's London IMO. Capitol related anger tbh. It's prevalent in more countries. Norwegians not livining in Oslo hates Oslo, for no good reason really. Same goes with most Swedes I know regarding Stockholm as well. If you're not from there or have lived there you generelly grow up being told what a shit place it is filled with this and that and so on. Then you also get the "natives" of capitols hating everyone not living there for no good reason. Basically people in the city rhinking everyone not there are backwards cunts and everyone not in the city thinking everyone there are cunts.

Mix

Yeah, he mad. He mad.

McCarthy's much better, man. No need to be negative. Scottish doesn't count as home grown now? Ridiculous. It's not based on nationality its based on how long you spend at a club before your 21st Birthday. This doesn't count for clubs from a different association (aka jockland) Magnus Wolff Eikrem is a funny example of how retarded that rule can be. He's Norwegian, went to Man Utd when hewas 16 and upon his return to Norwegian football at 20 he couln't be counted as home grown as he'd not played three years in Norway between 16 and 21 regardless of having spent 16 years in Norway and being a citizen.

Real recognize real.

My balls are real So home boy please Don't tempt me Or I'll cross you over like the Great Clint Dempsey Three-ish years too early to make an MLS return for him now tbh.

The picture of Harper on the bench in the summer transfer tracker...